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Jaking Off 

"Wow look at him, he is Jaking Off at my house!"

picture jacking 

when some places or forces their way into a picture by coming in just before or as the camera button is pressed...
john and sarah looking at their wedding picture...

john: i don't remember taking this picture with steve

sarah: me neither! another case of picture jacking
picture jacking by ReDefine November 20, 2009

Hack Jacking 

Having a software or hardware vulnerability. Or having weak passwords.
My Computer was Hack Jacked !!!!! I am Hack Jacking a persons computer.
Hack Jacking by MikeyLTI December 10, 2010

Jacking Meat

Basically means, when a Male of any sort is jerking his penis off. Because it makes him feel really good. Literally using a hand of choice, sticking it down his pants to there penis. Grabbing the penis and moving it Up and down so he can give the good stuff to his fellow women. If he cannot do this, then he is considered a "Tardmuffin". "Jacking meat"Can also be called " Jack(ing) some meat" "Jack(ed) his meat" etc.
Example: 1

- "Hey what are you gonna do when you get to your grandma's house?"
- "Oh I'm totally Jacking meat over there"

Example: 2

- What are you gonna do jessica, when you get to his house?

- OH I'm gonna jack his meat. Alot :)

wi-jacking

When you are using somebody elses wireless internet connection to get free internet access.
I was wi-jacking Bobs internet access because I can't get free high speed internet access myself.
wi-jacking by Lil Duff 2008 June 16, 2008

jacking off

A reciprocating (often involuntary) motion of a hand around a peanus resulting in a spluttering of a gooey substance from the orifice of the above mentioned peanus. Often, the peanus belongs to the hand but not always. If unobstructed, the travelled distance of the substance varies directly as the pleasure the owner of the peanus will experience.
Yesterday I jacked off (regular verb!) on a girl sleeping next to me in the train and I polluted her forearm with my sperm! I was very proud of myself!
jacking off by maldoror June 23, 2004