bollocks

The UK uses the word 'Bollocks' as eyes.
If your ever complimenting someone, do say I like your bollocks

I love your Bollocks

bollocks by Maxxxson December 30, 2021

Spaghetti Bollocknaise 

A Spaghetti Bollocknaise is when you have a wank so fast that you dont leave the state of flaccid (Not Hard), Yet still nut without getting hard.

Dave: Yo, Tony, I made A Spaghetti Bollocknaise this morning
Tony: That's twice this week! How do you do it?
Dave: You gotta have a fast wankin' arm.

Spaghetti Bollocknaise by JNS Memes May 30, 2018

bollockchops 

name derived from Simon. Will usually find them teabagging their mother.

ie: I saw simon last night with his mother, what a bollockchop.

bollockchops by ewan February 11, 2004

bollock 

Joanne Pryce

ha bollock

bollock by a palmer December 17, 2003

Bollock Board

A small piece of card (maybe from a cereal box) or other similar slim item (i phone?) placed between the testicles of two lucky men giving an even luckier woman some double trouble. The board is for the less adventurous or shy man who doesn't want his balls slapping against his mates and prevents 'skin to skin' or 'bollock to bollock' contact. Could even prevent premature ejaculation for the more adventurous who enjoy said skin contact.

Rodney always dreamed of a threesome with the neighbors, but as a shy man worried about his balls making contact with Colins. Simply drawing round his testicles on an old Weetabix box and cutting out the shape gave him the perfect made to measure Bollock Board.

Bollock Board by The Testicle Team October 31, 2011

bollocks

balls
an insult, irish phrase

1)ah you fucking bollocks
2)look at the size of his bollocks

bollocks by ruairi savage September 6, 2008

bollocks

this site and the rubbish you lot come out with

above, below, every page..
every word that blabs from your 'urban' mouth is a load of bollocks

bollocks by professor has a phd July 25, 2008