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homophote 

1. A man who is afraid of looking gay in pictures he takes.
2. Someone who untags themselves in unmanly pictures of themselves on facebook
1. Chris is such a little girl! He keeps untagging the picture of us wrestling naked. He's such a homophote!!!!!
2. Chris won't post any of the pictures because he thinks he is eye fucking every man looking at the picture. Once again, a real homophote.
homophote by colbra88 August 4, 2008
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Homophobic Paradox 

When the most homophobic person you know also is the most homosexual. Often say 'No Homo' after small homosexual actions to random people, as if to justify what they just did was not inappropriate.
Person 1: *slaps Person 2's butt*
Person 1: No Homo
Person 2: That was pretty homo you weirdo
Person 1: You are such a gay ****
Person 3: Don't worry about him, person 1 must be having a homophobic paradox

Homophobophobia 

The fear of homophobic people, which to be frank is much more plausible than a lot of other phobias; e.g homophobia
Oh I have homophobophobia
Huh? That’s not a phobia
Neither is homophobia

homophobiphobic 

Donald went to work downtown one day during the Gay Pride parade and there were many homophobics on the skywalk looking down while eating their Pinkberry. He avoided them as he is homophobiphobic.
homophobiphobic by backotruck June 17, 2012

Homophobics 

Person 1: “Man it’s nice to be Gay”
Person 2: “Go fuck yourself you gay person
Person 1: “That was rude you homophobic
Person 3: “Gay bad”
Person 1: “Why so many homophobics”
Person 4: “I think you mean based people”

homephobia 

The fear of or prejudism against an area considered a home.
Damn, it's no wonder Peter lives in the forest - he suffers from homephobia!
homephobia by Da Urban Scribe April 30, 2008

Hobophobe 

Ed: there's too many bums in Cambridge. why don't they just get jobs?
Dave: you're such a Hobophobe, man.
Hobophobe by J Kelso November 8, 2007