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The Communist Manifesto 

The Communist Manifesto is basically the bible for Russians. The Russian Bible is all about how sharing is caring. Don't like sharing with commies, then don't go to Vietnam or China, those niggas all about splitting up everyone's shit
Person 1: Sharing is caring
Person 2: Get the hell out of here you commie
Person 1: what now?
Person 2: go read The Communist Manifesto

Communism 

Communism is a collectivist Utilitarian socio-economic political philosophy. Authoritarian in nature, Communism seeks to abolish private property, social classes, racism, religion, and nationalism. Communist states establish a bureacratic command economy in which the means of production are owned and operated by the state. Thus the main responsibility of the Communist state is to allocate and redistribute resources and products so as to create a society in which all resources are distributed evenly throughout the populous.
The Soviet Union practiced an offshoot of Marxism that can be referred to as Authoritarian Communism.
Communism by GaleryonTheMystic January 3, 2008

Communisms

The orgasim you experiance while having sexual relations with a communist.
Che gave me mad communisms last night
Communisms by clintewood January 27, 2009

communist 

A nice, kind or friendly person

Jack, it was very communist of your dad to help us out. Tell him I said hi

The shop attendant was very helpful, a true communist

communist by Dr. Fragemann September 25, 2005

Communist-Nazi

see "moderates"
Communist-Nazi by Anonymous July 31, 2003

communism 

"Communist nations are dictatorships these days. This is because communism is such a pain that there will always be a form of corruption. There will always be someone who will fight the communist powers, and will ultimately use his newfound freedom, and almighty power, to rule the nation as he pleases.......all this is why communism is evil."
-me
communism by Dave June 14, 2004

Communism 

A state of government in which the feds tell you what you can and can't do, while they regulate and micromanage every single part of the economy, preventing any prosperity whatsoever. Many liberals support communism without even knowing it, and others try to give it another name such as "Progressivism". Throughout history communism, and Socialism have failed dramatically. Those who suggest that government needs to be part of every aspect of our lives (Liberals) do not realize how dangerous that really is.
Why do immigrants from all over the world come to America and not to Russia or Cuba?

Because even though Capitalism isn't perfect it has proven to be the most prosperous state in the world. Anyone who favors communism should go pay Cuba a visit and see exactly how life in a communist country really is, and why there are thousands of Cubans every year who risk their lives to come to America.
Communism by Papichulo645 February 2, 2013