Swindond 

A total slag of a girl who is fucked by a gang of blokes at a party or night out and who the morning after is loving her new found fame amongst the group of guys.

Bloke to friend "Man we totally Swindond that girl last night she was a complete cum slut and loved every minute of it."

Girl to friend "Oh you wouldnt believe what happened to me last night? i met a group of footballers and was totally swindond, i loved it"

Swindond by William Robert December 9, 2008

Inbred Swine

Belligerent low class whitetrash redneck. Usually can be found driving lifted pickups. Completely ignorant and smug.

"Jesus, that fucking inbred swine is trying to run me off the road with his truck!"

Inbred Swine by Bill_S January 19, 2010

swinegoat 

Noun - 1. One who wakes a true friend up the depths of a euphoric slumber induced from a night of extreme cardsharking.

"Dude, I got caught cheatin' last night, they kicked my ass, and you wanna wake me up to laugh at me. You're such a swinegoat."

swinegoat by Dan J. Smith January 17, 2008

Swindlebug

A person of small fat stature who you will often see on the market selling knock-off dvd's and dodgy electronics.

" Man that ian is such a swindlebug "

Swindlebug by Vladamir Krakanovo January 18, 2008

Swiners

People who think every time there is bird flu, swine flu, peanut flu or "what is today's flu", they will catch it or if they have a slight cough or cream their pants, they are infected. Swiners played hooky the day hand washing or prepping your food correctly was taught.

J- "Yo did you hear on the news there is a cat flu going around and I was sick all night. I think I have it and will die!!"

T- "Dude.. you sound like all the other swiners out there. Wash your hands and chill!"

Swiners by Sir Wabbit April 30, 2009

swinecation 

the worldwide phenomenon called the swine flu that prevents large amounts of tourists and/or immigrants from coming into the us and other parts of the country. making it impossible to get to where they want to go because of illness, or the flu itself they are essentially on a "swinecation"

person: man I was really looking forward to going on that cancun summer vacation, now I have some of the same symptoms of the swine flu, looks like i'm having a swinecation instead staying inside my house recooperating

swinecation by backhandedhighfive May 24, 2009

swine fluked 

When you feel fuked by the deadly swine flu virus.

"Swine fluked" is often pronounced with L silent - as fucked.

Doctor: Am sorry, your test reports +ve. You are swine fuked (swine fluked)!!
Patient: fuk the swine..

swine fluked by slim_berry August 20, 2009