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Fraiser Tennis Racket 

Bear fit n dat- Big bunda- hot Gets all the children (dw he now has a retaining order hes not allowed within a 3 mile radius of a child of primary school)
Fraiser Tennis Racket is bear fit

Paddle Tennis

A sport that is utilized for the unathletic, elderly and or just weird people. They will tell you all about how great it is even though we all know it sucks. Just quit while you’re ahead and pick up a real racquet.
Hey bro are you coming to my paddle tennis tournament? There’s gonna be a ton of old sweaty grandmas ready for you.
Paddle Tennis by Ball boy August 21, 2021

Chinese Tennis

When you and a friend hold hands and slap each other in the back of the hand until one of you can't stand it anymore
Bro 1 1: bro, wanna play Chinese Tennis
Bro 2: What's that

Bro 1: *slap*
Chinese Tennis by ravenpajamas535 January 30, 2022

Chinese tennis

Tennis but you can’t see the ball
Jun: where da ball!?
Mei: I don’t know man where da ball? this is some Chinese tennis shit!
Chinese tennis by Xerts March 5, 2022

The Tennis Man 

The tennis man is a guy that has no duck but is replaced with a tennis racket, he roams the Oneida high school tennis courts at 12:00 pm, we will most likely try to take your anal virginity(he mostly fails)
“Bro I had a run in with The Tennis Man, he almost got me”
“Hey that happened to me last Tuesday

Telephone Tennis

When you try to call someone but they miss your call, and they try to call you back, but you miss their call, then these steps repeat multiple times.

Phrase invented by Jack Lindsell
"It seems we are playing telephone tennis, I missed your call and you missed mine!"