french canadian love custard 

the act of ejaculating on a peice of toast, and eating it with great pleasure

hey hamza, i heard you had some french canadian love custard the other day. i bet it was tasty

french canadian love custard by scottydo May 29, 2007

Spuew your Custard 

The act of cumming after a month without.

Tom: I Spuewed my Custard yesterday after a month cold turkey, omg the relief.
Glen: I know what you mean, to Spuew your Custard rocks.

Spuew your Custard by Call me Nothing January 27, 2010

frozen custard 

The pansy way to say ice cream. Invented only for the sole purpose of sounding special. While it adds a bit of creativity to the traditional name of ice cream, it only serves the purpose of allowing the owners to charge people more for plain, old ice cream. Some may ask, "Is there really is a difference between ice cream and frozen custard?" The answer is simply no. And all you so called ice cream places that think you're so special because you serve "frozen custard"? You're not.

Maya (pansy server 1): "Um. We don't serve ice cream here."
Jack (pansy server 2): "Can't you read? The sign clearly says frozen custard."
Customer: Get a life.

frozen custard by it'sicecreamb*tch October 30, 2011

purple veined custard flinger 

male genitals

james fired his purple veined custard flinger in jane,s face, and she swallowed every drop of his stale man fat.

purple veined custard flinger by twisted mo fo May 9, 2010

crimson custard bucket 

Another nickname for the vagina.

I blew my load all over her crimson custard bucket.

crimson custard bucket by El_Norab89 August 31, 2006

toe custard 

The act of applying semen to the toes of unsuspecting people around you.

People at the party got annoyed because Geoff applied toe custard to all their toes.

toe custard by Buuntaa August 9, 2016

lebanese custard 

A girl gives head to a guy in a sand box and then the male blows into a hot, steamy, batch of couscous....the woman then proceeds to eat the couscous while the male sits and watches.

Man 1- I gave marie the nastiest batch of lebanese custard last night..She ate the whole thing and wanted seconds.
Man 2- Thats awesome but i hit that up first.

lebanese custard by adamisthechamp September 8, 2008