A man who isn’t a simp at all! Has a large schlong and gets all the girl (Probably just one), likes video games and has no aspirations because he is Oliver

Friend 1: “Is that Oliver?”
Friend 2: “Yeah... I bet he gets all the bitches”

Friend 1: Probably has a massive dick... I’d fuck him”

Oliver by Shit Fuck The Ultimate Cuck April 17, 2021

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Oliver

An amazingly handsome man with a heart of gold. A person who may not see himself through the eyes of others, but to many, and to one, he's perfect. This man would sacrifice a great deal to help the people he loves, and will always be there in a heartbeat if they needed him. Someone who is the most beloved person anyone could come across. He's dearly loved although he may not know or feel this. As soon as one meets him, they would immediately realise he's very special, and is a person who will eternally be there to carry them through the good and hard times. A person who is an angelic being with the most gorgeous features, with stunning eyes to capture his strong and kind heart; perfectly sculptured physique; and someone who's charming, caring, big hearted, sweet, considerate, understanding, supportive, loving and the list just goes on. His smile brightens everyone's day, especially mine. Anyone who knows this gentleman is a lucky, lucky person and they should never take advantage of his kind and caring personality. He's someone who is so wonderful in every way and it's impossible to find another man like him.

Oliver is sexiest fucking man alive

Oliver by Bussin April 20, 2021

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