Dark basement 

A place where all the communistic political imps and Hollywood propagandists meet an discuss new and more deviant ways to screw Americans out of a free society.

Obama an hilary have spent muchos hours in the dark basement with their master the antichrist plotting the destruction of western society

Dark basement by yotaterds January 13, 2021

new jersey wet basement 

New Jerseys soil is clay bound. This state has the most wet basements in the USA. A wet basement in NJ must be repaired.

New Jersey wet basement is the cause of many structural problems.

new jersey wet basement by Robert Lunfrank October 7, 2007

slumber party in my basement 

to fall asleep while in the proses of being butt fucked or butt fucking someone.

Lauren: hey wana have a slumber party in my basement ?
Matt:no that's just gross

Kevin:ya, when did you get so kinky?
Russell:Lauren your coming off very unattractive right now

also heard in

Your Love Is My Drug- Ke$ha

slumber party in my basement by killinger July 22, 2010

Dirt Basement

A sexual position wherein the dominant partner defecates first on the floor. The dominant partner then receives oral gratification from the submissive partner, while the submissive partner is forced to sit or kneel in the excrement of the dominant partner.

**Translated for the thick: Dude shits on the floor, makes his girl suck him off while she sits in a pile of his shit.**

I needed to shit, I needed to cum-- so I got a little brave and we hit the ol' Dirt Basement.

Dirt Basement by ditr0ne April 3, 2010

Polish Basement 

The ground level room(s) of a split-level house. Not to be confused with the actual below-grade basement.

You want my parents to sleep in the Polish Basement?

Polish Basement by MCJR March 23, 2012

Living in his mom basement 

Worthless losers that live with their mother despite already growing up.

He should stop living in his mom basement while watching hardcore porn and smoking drugs while fapping all day.

Living in his mom basement by Xbdicn July 7, 2016

emergency basement repair 

Experts who can repair seepage or structural problems in an emergency.

After the storms my seepage got so bad I had to call the emergency basement repair company.

emergency basement repair by Paul Thornton November 29, 2007