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Boiling Chocolate 

The moment before you spackle that you know you have to make it to a toilet before you embarrass yourself. A small bubble of shit forms and sprays a small amount of poo on your pants. Much like prairie dogging.
" Dude I think I might have to spackle."

" What makes you say that?"

" I think I'm boiling chocolate over here."
Boiling Chocolate by The Spackler August 23, 2009

choking chocolate 

The act of defecation.
*It is not reflective of the consistency or content of the feces, nor of the ease or difficulty of the passing.
*It is not a reference to confection abuse.
-Origins traced to yurt-dwelling Beverly Hills rednecks.
PRESENT TENSE:
"Where's Susie? Oh I think she's CHOKING CHOCOLATE..."

Placing "SOME" in between "CHOKE" and "CHOCOLATE" is acceptable for both present and past tense usage.

PAST TENSE:
"Susie WENT to choke SOME chocolate."

The past tense is always determined by altering another verb in the sentence rather than changing "CHOKE" to "CHOKED", as "CHOKED" is considered vulgar.
"CHOKING" is acceptable.
ie- "Susie WAS chokING chocolate."

FUTURE TENSE:
"I WILL choke..."
"I INTEND to choke..."
"I shall have been choking..."

Again, the phrase is modified in the sentence structure itself.
"Choking chocolate WILL be the best and last thing I do all day."
choking chocolate by thacaretaker October 4, 2010

Couch Chocolate 

Couch chocolate is formed when a person sits on a couch without pants on, failing to fully wipe their ass before they sit down. This results in a smelly brown patch of residue on mom's new couch, making the couch unpleasant to sit on.
"You should get a new sofa, The couch chocolate on this one makes it look like Willy Wonka's factory."

rich chocolate milk 

It's like a rich white girl... but black.
Damn dude, you after that rich chocolate milk?
rich chocolate milk by Pepper Bot November 26, 2016

Hot Chocolate Friend 

a hot chocolate friendship. good for cold months, but maybe not perfect for all seasons.

-you need friends. even hot chocolate friends. especially when your life goes to shit.
"She/he was my hot chocolate friend. When it was cold it was comforting. When it was warm they were just not there anymore."
Hot Chocolate Friend by lilpoof April 23, 2017

bro chocolate 

A man eating another mans ass, but not in a gay way.
- Hey bro, are you up for some ass eatin'?
- Hell naw, I ain't gay but I'm up for some bro chocolate.