Vince the Homosexual with a Tennis Racket 

A guy frequently spotted playing with children's no-no parts. After a good touch, he proceeds to spank the child with the tennis racket. How disturbing! He finds this entertaining. After this, he buys a corn dog.

Henry: some guy just pulled down my trousers and spanked me with a tennis racket.
Me: That's disturbing!
Henry:He said his name was Vince the Homosexual with a Tennis Racket

Vince the Homosexual with a Tennis Racket by KnowWhat Imtalkin bout January 1, 2012

[Desktable Tennis] 

the act of rapid email between 2 or more people. (Ex) sending multiple emails to the same person and replying back and forth all day til you're fingers start to hurt. when this is done,the people involved usually aren't talking about anything important.

Man 1: me and myra were up all day emailing each other.
Man 2: so you played Desktable Tennis
Man 1: yeah so?
Man 2: so are you getting any tonight
Man 1: no we talked about our dreams
Man 2: god you suck

[Desktable Tennis] by Davion Williams December 9, 2008

Glinch Tennis 

Two males having sex with a single dirty, trashy girl (preferably a smoker) at The Glinch.

Yo, we totally played Glinch Tennis last night! She was a total glit clit though.

Glinch Tennis by glincharoo September 22, 2010

Transfer Tennis

When a person makes a phonecall to a place with a switchboard phone system and you proceed to get transferred around to various different departments for the duration of the call.

I called Midas Auto spares looking for a part for my car, but all i got was 10 minutes of Transfer Tennis

Transfer Tennis by ultrachris2000 December 10, 2010

Text Tennis 

The act of two people constantly texting each other despite being in close proximity. Usually to conceal a relationship. The irony being that it is blatantly obvious to everyone in the room what they are doing.

"I see the ugly guy and the slut are playing text tennis again".
"Yeah, pretty obvious eh?"

Text Tennis by emerson parker November 12, 2016

turtle tennis 

Where snot is in your mouth and you kiss/ spit in someones mouth and put the snot in there mouth and it goes back and forth.

She wanted to play turtle tennis last night!

turtle tennis by Moist Minge December 10, 2016

turtle tennis 

Where you rip off your Turtles head and throw it back and forth with a friend.

Why did she want to play turtle tennis last night, it's gross!

turtle tennis by Moist Minge December 10, 2016