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leaving will 

Never sign a leaving will until you have consulted and paid an attorney. You will face insurmountable obstacles if you
change your mind and wish to return.
CNN evening news:

As documented by the National Inquirer only a mere 2% of the population have succeeded in revoking a leaving will after their demise.
leaving will by Mayuura December 3, 2007

leaping gnome 

a midget that happens to be jumping.
Oh my god did you see that leaping gnome go past just now?

Colton you are such a leaping gnome
leaping gnome by Maton22 April 7, 2008

Leaving the stadium

The act of removing oneself prematurely from an undesirable dating situation in order to avoid an awkward goodbye and empty promises of staying in contact.

Similar to when one leaves a football stadium before the game ends to avoid heavy traffic.
Bob Smith: Dude how was your date last night?

Johnny Douche: Man I got so hammered I don't even remember. Sarah must have found some friends at the bar cause I went to go talk to her when the game was over and she wasn't there.

Bob Smith: Dude, she didn't find any friends. She was leaving the stadium...

leaving to college

Getting the hell away from your parents and the stupid people you grew up with; sometimes causes becoming an asshole and thinking you're better than everyone left in your hometown.
"I can't wait til I'm leaving to college! It's gonna be awesome, bro!"
leaving to college by ThatGuy2016 December 15, 2011

leaking brest

1. A woman who either has milk in her Brest now or has once had milk in her breasts. Usually a woman with large breasts. 2. A mother
nice jugs there,leaking Brest have it
leaking brest by Troy_james0712 November 5, 2012

leaning peacock 

When your female partner is naked and leans or bends over a table. Your partner then places their hand above their arse crack and sprouts their fingers apart to look like the tail of a peacock. The man then proceeds to anally penetrate his female companion whilst she maintains the position of her hand.
Woman 1 - " I was feeling adventurous, so I asked him if we could try the leaning peacock. It was difficult to maintain the hand position due to the speed he took me at "

Woman 2 - " Sounds like you had a blast love "
leaning peacock by 10 Inch Finch January 4, 2014