Urban Dictionary slang 

When use of language consists only of words found on urbandictionary.com

You: They had a brown out and when they woke up they were weiner cousins. Too bad someone didnt automagically cock block otherwise they would be able to have their febreze showers in peace.

Jay: To your point, the next day they had a status malfunction.

Maya: You guys are using Urban Dictionary slang...

Urban Dictionary slang by papayamastah November 14, 2009

Urban-Dictionary-Turd-of-the-Day 

A word that makes it to "word of the day" status on urbandictionary.com which is not actually in common usage but is in fact the creation of a modern-day Shakespeare-wannabe.

Dude 1: "Hey, dude, I don't want to go with my girlfriend to the opera this November."

Dude 2: "Dude, tell her that it is... uh.. Brovember, and that you have to hang out with your bros." (polishes off bottle of Jagermeister)

Dude 1: "Awesome, if I post it on Urban Dictionary then I can show her that this is a real thing and then I won't have to go!"

Satan (listening nearby): "I will ensure that this becomes an Urban-Dictionary-Turd-of-the-Day. Muhuhuhahaha!"

Urban-Dictionary-Turd-of-the-Day by phandaal November 13, 2011

Urban dictionary editors 

1. A bunch of 12 year olds who have nothing better to do than waste their time on the internet, breaking other 12 year old hearts by rejecting their definitions.
2. 50 year old pedophile looking for a sexual definition that seems appropriate to fap to

Urban dictionary editors: I just submitted the word Cleveland bukkake!
50 year old pedo: *reads definition of Cleveland bukkake* Aww yeah, that is some hot sh*t! *faps to it.*

Urban dictionary editors by Fads123 December 28, 2013

Urban dictionary trap 

When you go on urban dictionary to look up one thing and end up spending an hour looking a pointless stuff.

Gf: we were suppose to leave an hour ago
Bf: sorry babe I got stuck in the urban dictionary trap.

Urban dictionary trap by Sierra_Whiskey June 26, 2016

Urban Dictionary Volunteer Editor 

An absolute cunt of a human being.

"A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided not to publish it. Don't take it personally!"
"F*ck that! I f*cking hate those Urban Dictionary Volunteer Editors!"

Urban Dictionary Volunteer Editor by Ferno November 17, 2018

Urban Dictionary editor 

The most important, intelligent, charismatic, and sensible person in the world.

Without the Urban Dictionary Editor,the world would be in complete chaos.

Urban Dictionary editor by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017

Urban Dictionary Editor 

People who don't always necessarily publish a really funny or really true definition just because...... well because they suck, I guess.

I have written some of the funniest words & definitions I can think of & these damn Urban Dictionary Editors keep sending me e-mails saying that they are rejected. DAMNIT!

Urban Dictionary Editor by pookita September 2, 2009