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erogenous zoning violation

The arbitrary enforcement of zoning regulations to restrict consenting adults from having sex parties in their home.
The term erogenous zoning violation was coined by Paul Duggan, the Washington Post Journalist who reported on a story in Bethesda Maryland where zoning regulations were used to stop private sex parties due to 'commercial activities' despite no enforcement for similar non-sexual parties like Mary Kay etc.

Gabe Zoning 

Gabe Zoning is when a girl flirts immensely with a man and gives him the illusion of eventually getting some. However, when he attempts to try and tap that ass, the girl shies away. Instead of the girl being honest with the man, admitting she isnt interested in him romantically, she puts him in a place that surpasses the Friend-Zone, Its the Gabe-Zone. Its pretty much the dark, deep, bottomless pit of always being a friend of a hot female, but with 0 benefits.
Gabe: "Hey man, I went on that date with Adriana yesterday."

Friend: "Oh really? How'd it go?"

Gabe: "Dude, I tried to holla, and she started Gabe Zoning me."

Friend: "Not the Gabe Zone!"

Gabe: "Yeah, bro. Its worse than the Friend-Zone."

Dark Zoning 

When someone has took so many L’s to the point where they are now willing to do anything to satisfy the simplest desire no matter how degrading or self-humiliating it is. People who dark-zone usually don’t realize that the things they are willing to do are abnormal. These people are similar to a simp but far worse in every aspect.
Guy 1: Josh has been having vigorous sex with his car because Stacy has rejected him 5 times in the span of two months.

Guy 2: Oh he’s totally dark zoning
Dark Zoning by TheHuskySpam March 27, 2020

person zoning 

when you dont want to be friends with someone, so you ignore them and person zone them
joe "hey wanna be friends?"
lisa "sorry, im person zoning you."

O Zoning 

when two men suck each others dick, without giving a hand job
"I heard those two were o zoning last night"
O Zoning by go fuck yourself 69 September 6, 2018

Frat-Zoning 

Acting like you'll join a fraternity when you're really just using them for parties and hookups.
Jake: "Hey are you going to join that fraternity ?"
Kyle:"No, I'm frat-zoning them because I don't want to pay but I still want to party."
Frat-Zoning by Shurric October 4, 2017