I sold you an ounce of skunk, and you thought it was a four and a half. 

Insult. Often described as the worst insult around, if someone uses it the reciever has been known to pass out with lyrical shock.
First heard used by the MC: Devilman against Skepta in lord of the mic 2.

person 1: your rhymes are swag. KMT
Person 2: o yeah?, well I sold you an ounce of skunk, and you thought it was a four and a half.

Person one passes out.

I sold you an ounce of skunk, and you thought it was a four and a half. by MichaelKalugin9 April 4, 2010

Nigga you thought!

When you're expecting something typical, but the completely unexpected happens instead.

"I can beat his ass. He 5'4 and im 6'1 225lbs"

*said ass beater gets his ass beat*

the actual ass beater: NIGGA YOU THOUGHT!

Nigga you thought! by thvniggv March 30, 2025

love you more that you thought i could 

Fuck the serious shit out of you

Baby, I'm going to love you more that you thought I could.

love you more that you thought i could by fail.goo April 4, 2015

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<7.9.7.6.>Call It The Agency Of What the Fuck YOu Thought It Was ANd I Promise YOu, Trail My Words Again And I Promise You That I Will Promise To Kill You<.7.9.7.6.>

<7.9.7.6.>Call It The Agency Of What the Fuck YOu Thought It Was ANd I Promise YOu, Trail My Words Again And I Promise You That I Will Promise To Kill You<.7.9.7.6.> by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025

Mhm I Will Never Be Your Line And Lineage, Parent OFfspring, Or Whatever You Thought With Mhm 

Mhm I Will Never Be Your Line And Lineage, Parent OFfspring, Or Whatever You Thought With Mhm

Mhm I Will Never Be Your Line And Lineage, Parent OFfspring, Or Whatever You Thought With Mhm

Mhm I Will Never Be Your Line And Lineage, Parent OFfspring, Or Whatever You Thought With Mhm by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025

I thought you quit

A phrase that is spammed to annoy people and devalue their statements, much like "cool story bro", except less overused. It makes fun of everyone who takes the internet seriously, especially the people who quit games in a fit of frustration.

It originated from AbideStory when a GM named Selecao would repeat the phrase constantly to anyone who attempted to talk to him. This resulted in many people rage quitting. They eventually came back, of course, which made it even more funny when he said "I thought you quit".

Person 1: Stop being such a jerk
Person 2: I thought you quit
Person 1: I did... but then I realized I couldn't
Person 2: But I thought you quit
Person 1: I thought YOU quit

I thought you quit by Suedohnym December 26, 2010

I thought you were American

An iconic line from an iconic vine. Takes people back to the days of vine with this joke. If anyone ever come out to you as lesbian or bisexual or something, this is the perfect line to say if you don’t know what to say.

Jenna: Hey I’m lesbian,
Jimmy: I thought you were American??

I thought you were American by ☆Gator_Golf☆ February 10, 2022