yer-maw 

a glaswegian term used to imply that one has had intercourse with anothers mother. usually a joke

Person 1: that was fun
Person 2: thats what yer-maw said last night

yer-maw by big sesal February 8, 2007

Yer maw punts coonsil 

Scottish insult: "your mother is a drug dealer"

Counterpart to "yer da sells avon". Often used in verbal attacks, can also be used in retaliation to previous insult.

Yer = your
Maw = mother
Punt = sell/offload
Coonsil = council; cheap, very low quality drugs (usually cocaine) typically prepared in someone's kitchen/basement

See also: yer da sells the avon

"Awa talk shite, yer da sells avon ya roaster"

"Aye well yer maw punts coonsil n aw, prick"

"Cunt"

Yer maw punts coonsil by purefanny565 February 3, 2017

yer maw's a junkie 

a commonly used insult among scottish gang members utilised to instigate an aggressive response from a rival youth.

'haw you ya bawbag.. yer maw's a junkie.'

yer maw's a junkie by sugarvine July 11, 2009

Yer Maw's Baws 

1. As In, 'Yer Maw' (Your mother) has 'baws' (balls). Insult towards someones mother

2. Stating that in no way is one doing a task

1. Aye, yer maw's got baws ya tit!

2. Pish, yer maw's baws am doin that tosh!

Yer Maw's Baws by A-Whyte December 6, 2004

yer maw sells avon 

it means your mother sells avon products

“shut it ya mad junkie”

“naw, ya mad rocket, yer maw sells avon”

yer maw sells avon by arlecchinos6thwife March 29, 2024

Smell yer maw 

Often used as a comeback to yer wanker of a pal.

Can be used to take the cunt oot yer pals maw cause she’s an awl bitch who needs kicked aboot.

Dave: Hawl Jimmy, you’re such a queer wee mongo!
Jimmy: Smell yer maw ya fuckin gypsy

Smell yer maw by David Mccormacks a pussy June 18, 2020

Pump Yer Maw 

An insulting phrase used in glasgow, quite possibly in other scottish cities too.

Pump: verb. To have sexual intercourse.
Yer Maw: noun. A slang way of referring to another person's mother.
Pump Yer Maw: To have sexual intercourse with another person's mother.

Past tense:
"Awwww mate, ah pumped yer maw last nite"

Present tense:
"Awwww mate, am pumpin yer maw right now"
(possibly talking on the phone)

Future:
"Awwww mate, am gonnae pump yer maw the nite"

Pump Yer Maw by HAC May 17, 2006