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Missouri Wind Tunnel 

The act of farting into a woman's vagina, then sucking out the fart air and then blowing the fart air into her mouth.

Extra Credit: To have the woman fart into your mouth for the complete cycle.
Claire wanted to try something new, so I suggested the Missouri Wind Tunnel. Needless to say we completed the cycle.
Missouri Wind Tunnel by J.A.P November 1, 2007

Vaginal Wind Tunnel

When a woman's vagina is beyond loose. The vaginal wind tunnel tends to queef very often and a man gains no pleasure from being inside one.
"Yo bro, i heard that bitch was hella tight"

"Nah B"

"Hot dog down a hallway?"

"More like a Vaginal Wind Tunnel"
Vaginal Wind Tunnel by StevePCwall January 31, 2009

chicago wind tunnel 

Titty fucking a girl, but instead of kneeling over her stomach as you do it, kneel over her face. As you thrust back and forth between her breasts, your ass crack rubs up and down over her nose, as if she was in a wind tunnel.
Thank goodness I had washed my ass crack before my date ... that girl wanted me to give her the Chicago Wind Tunnel!
chicago wind tunnel by Tuffy May 26, 2005

Scandinavian Wind Tunnel 

When a man thrusts his penis so hard into a womans asshole, a blast of air comes out her mouth.
Bailey: "How was your girl last night?"
William: "OMG soo good"
Bailey: "What did you do with her?"
William: "I gave her a Scandinavian Wind Tunnel"
Bailey: *steps back in complete awe*
Scandinavian Wind Tunnel by chicklick September 11, 2014

Dusty Wind Tunnel 

Dusty Wind Tunnel \ˈdəs-tē ˈwind ˈtə-nəl\

An elusive phrase only recently recovered by modern day intellectuals, the Dusty Wind Tunnel is a pleasurable experience for all parties. Initiated by several deep thrusts into the receiver's anus, the tunnel (anal cavity) must be enlarged by the shaft before the process may continue. The receiver of the penis will now be feeling quite loose and must start searching for the sensation that indicates that flatulence will soon erupt. As this sensation grows stronger, it should be indicated to the partner so that the thrusts can grow in intensity and strength. As the fart leaves the butthole, it should be expelled with as much force as possible for the maximum level of pleasure. In one great show of anal queefing, a fart cloud engulfs and rushed past the throbbing cock thus creating the effigy of a Dusty Wind Tunnel.
As Marco is plunging deep into Jordan's squishy anus, Jordan's bowels conduct in orchestra of flatulence that envelop Marco's erect penis, producing the Dusty Wind Tunnel effect.
Dusty Wind Tunnel by the_plunger69 September 25, 2014

elephant in a wind tunnel 

ejaculating into a woman's anus while she farts
I asked my girlfriend if she was in the mood to have an elephant in a wind tunnel