Synchronized Wiping 

Making sure your windshield wipers are in synch with those of the other drivers moving towards your vehicle, as not to look like a bitch.

I don't want to be the only one on the road with my wipers going extra fast so I will practice Synchronized Wiping

I can hardly see out my windshield, but at least I'm not a pussy!

I am asserting my manliness by turning my wipers on, extra slow, during the torrential downpour

Synchronized Wiping by WAFTW September 5, 2010

wamping 

This term is used to refer to canoeing that is unusually onerous and complicated due to any number of challenges such as strainers, shallow water, or too many portages. It is derived from the intense canoe passage traveled by and named for the Wampanoag Nation in Massachusetts.

Upon returning to civilization with a leech dangling from his ankle, dozens of mosquito bites and blood stained clothes, Sam's friends asked if he had just gone canoeing. "No, my friends, not canoeing. I have been wamping."

wamping by flamingwhisper May 31, 2010

Womping 

Tripping fucking balls on whippets

"Dude are we gonna go womping tonight then hit up stillife?"

Womping by Beejry December 6, 2017

wiping your ass with a hoop 

being involved in a situation that doesn't seem to have an end..going in circles and not getting any results

trying to herd cats is like wiping your ass with a hoop

wiping your ass with a hoop by skinner54 May 24, 2010

Wimming 

when 2 or more people give you a rim job at the same time - also known as a rim job orgy

dude the wimming party last night was SOO FUN!!
I had like, 4 tongues in my ass AT ONCE!!

Wimming by yomummasvageena August 3, 2009

Wiping Margott 

Wiping Margott is the act of wiping from the front after taking a crap, rather then from behind. It is an awkward and messy approach but preferred by many.

"what's that stain on your sleeve?"
"oh, I was wiping margott and slipped"

Wiping Margott by Sammy Gooch October 5, 2011

Wiping a year from my eye 

A sarcastic response to an insult, implying the insult is so bad it's taken a year off your life.

"Raquel, that was so rude! I'm wiping a year from my eye"

Wiping a year from my eye by massivedong32 December 16, 2021