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whistling-canadian 

a blowjob from a 5 dollar hooker with maple syurp in her mouth
Dam white boy wishes he could get a whistling-canadian.

whistlin' gopher 

In the car business, after a customer asks the salesperson "What's this ONE go fer?". And no matter what the price is, the customer always whistles! Hence a whistlin' gopher!
"So Mr. Salesman whats this one here go fer?" "Well, Mr. Customer, we are asking $9900 for this particular vehicle." (whistlin sound) followed by "thats too much" hence the whistlin' gopher.
whistlin' gopher by Your Go to Guy January 23, 2009

Whistling Gandalf 

Verb: When a man with a long beard gives head and wraps his beard around the shaft.
Dude, Gimli gives the best whistling Gandalfs.

synthetic whistling 

Not all dissimilar to synthetic clapping, synthetic birds, synthetic finger popping, etc.
It is the sound of human whistling created solely by synthesizer hardware or computer software synthesis. Most frequently heard on TV commercials for various & sundry household products; especiall.

No actual lips are injured or otherwise harmed when synthetic whistling is employed.
The Take Control margarine advertisement from the turn of the century had this horrid synthetic whistling in it. Made me want to throw a large tub of frozen Gold & Soft margarine right through my TV set's boob tube and then suck up all of the glass with a bagged upright vaccume cleaner so that the cat doesn't cut her paws on it! :-(

whiting out a dime 

An expression that is said when you are feeling rich with money .
Shawn ; "I got my pay check today !"

Jon ; "Wow dude ! you're whiting out a dime with that amount of money ."

Whiting Out a Dime 

A sentence used to express having a copious amount of money. As if you have enough money that defacing, or whiting out small amounts of currency would have no effect on your financial state.
Jacob: Hey, Brandon! My mom raised my allowance to $15 today! I'm whiting out a dime on this one!
Whiting Out a Dime by chelsea- June 23, 2009