Adolf whittler 

An absolute genius in all fields. Can take any sort of drug without second thought and still be able to pass a driving exam. Usually good friends with a certain lad, generally called ‘Samuel Kerr’. Loves short Norwich men and is absolutely fucking stunning.

“Wow! I absolutely love the whittler! “
Don’t you want me baby tune:
“🎶Adolf Whittler baby. Adolf Whittler, ohhh oh oh oh🎶“

Adolf whittler by UrLEDLights May 12, 2022

fittle my whittle 

Masturbate

I'm such a saint, I just fittle my whittle sometimes.

fittle my whittle by LitMan22 May 7, 2017

Whittlesea Railway Station

2 small platforms claiming to be a railway station in the town of Whittlesey, Cambs, UK.
Only served by a train every 2 hours it's a joke of a service.
It features a 30 year old beach shelter, lights, gates and a sign.
Ample Parking though!
A whole train cannot stop there as the platform is too short.

Now arriving at Whittlesea Railway Station.
Please move forward to the front two carriages or you won't be able to get off!

Whittlesea Railway Station by mehman2k16 July 30, 2009

lick whittle 

To use your tongue and/or spit to carve a sugary treat into a shape, namely something inappropriate and phallic.

Wow! Your boyfriend is lucky that he has such a talented lick whittler for a boyfriend!

lick whittle by Helene Keller December 7, 2010

Whistledog 

A small penis that thinks it's a big penis.

"My whistledog is so sexy."

Whistledog by pennn April 30, 2010

Whittle 

A short fat rotund man who will do anything they are told, a complete bitch.

Whittle, go put the coffee. You said you said you'd do it in 5 it's been 10 minutes.

A 'whittle' will immediately jump to and do it.

Whittle by rusty cannon April 3, 2009

whittledick

To defeat someone by dealing/gaining small amounts of damage/points, in a way that frustrates your opponent, when larger amounts are possible.

"He just deals 1 damage to me every round! He's whittledicking me!"

whittledick by Puddlerz January 30, 2014