warning label 

Warning labels are labels put on most products by companies to protect idiots from injuring themselves, and to prevent retards from filing frivolous lawsuits against them.

12 year old Billy died because he thought drinking drain cleaner would be a good idea. His parents tried to sue on account for their childs stupidity, but the company pointed out the obvious "do not swallow" warning label.

warning label by jacob July 16, 2008

WARNING! this video contains flashing lights

A video that has a warning of flashing lights

Me:Watches a video
Video:WARNING! this video contains flashing lights
Me:*Lowers down the brightness*

WARNING! this video contains flashing lights by ihandlethisidk August 28, 2022

warning shots 

The release of several small farts warning that a turd is on it's way.

Johnny felt his guts get heavy, then the warning shots came. He soon needed to find a toilet.

warning shots by Poleyhants January 30, 2007

Warning Shot 

When you are doing a girl doggie style and you are about to jizz on her back, you pull out and aim high for your first rope. This will sail over her head and serves as notice that there is a sticky load headed her way.

Girlfriend: Did you get some in my hair?
Guy: No baby it cleared. It was a warning shot

Warning Shot by Boomsies December 3, 2011

Warning Shots 

First twitches of the male orgasm. Purposely subdued in an attempt to prevent a full orgasm and prolong the experience. May or may not produce ejaculate.

"When you're getting close you pull out. Sometimes you can stop the warning shots and you can go at it again and then finish up."

Warning Shots by Spaceman 7 December 5, 2011

warning tissue 

These are facial tissues that are differently colored from the box's primary supply. They are located towards the end of the tissue box's lifespan. These serve as a warning to all users that the box's supply will soon run out and that it's time to purchase a new box of tissues.

"Dude, the next tissue isn't the same color!"
"Yeah, that's the warning tissue, you better get a new box! This one's almost out."

warning tissue by AnotherAlternativeAnonymous October 18, 2012

warning war 

I competition--usually between two friends--to warn then to 100% on AIM. The key to warning wars is being fast with your mouse and having several different screen names from which to warn your victim. For, if you're warned to 100%, you can't send IMs quickly.

"I had a warning war with Peggy last night and warned her from all 12 of my screen names. I won!"

warning war by Forturne Cokie August 30, 2004