Utilital

An object That is very useful and has multiple functions

It was a very utilital knife.

Utilital by XAVHOO November 4, 2018

utile 

Verb (yoo-teal). to take take credit for someone else's work.

"That was my idea! You totally utile'd me."

utile by LisaSimpson February 27, 2008

sport utility vehicle 

A terrorist fundraiser on wheels. A machine that turns large amounts of the world's bloodiest conflict commodity into a poison gas so fat-rich people can get from their televisions to their sedentary jobs without having to stand up.

When filling your sport utility vehicle and watching the numbers on the pump go up, somewhere the same thing is happening to a terrorist's bank account. Stop buying these things you vain, insecure little twats.

sport utility vehicle by author October 14, 2006

utilize 

The filthiest non-dirty word ever. Seriously, just say it.

I utilized your mom all night long.

utilize by Jesus Christ April 13, 2005

negative utilitarianism 

The school of thought that states that suffering must be eradicated at all costs. The ultimate aim therefore of negative utilitarianism is to destroy all life. This aim is often termed global suicide.
Many philosophers reject negative utilitarianism as being a terrible moral system because it asks for the destruction of life, which is normally considered very painful to all involved.
However, achieving NU'ism goal will have no adverse effects because there will be no one around to observe them and decided that they are bad effects.

I believe in the values of negative utilitarianism. If you want to know why I haven't killed myself yet; ask a chain smoker why he hasn't stopped smoking even though it is ruining him and he wants to quit.

Addiction is hard to break...

negative utilitarianism by Humankind May 26, 2005

Utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence 

Using big words to sound smart.

Someone may use this to express how smart they are to a colleague, friend, girlfriend, boyfriend or even your boss.

Jack: Utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence.
Boss: What?
Jack: Oh, I'm just using big words to sound smart.
Boss: OK.

Utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence by The Evit One October 28, 2010

utility-kinkster 

One whose sexual discourse is determined by external forces and/or available resource.

Do to freezing temperatures the utility-kinksters were forced to grind on each other in an exotic dance of passion and life saving heat transfer.

utility-kinkster by Dr.Skaz September 3, 2013