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Twister:
Sex move number 154. made by cristina and jeremy.
you'll thank us when you end up in awkward positions that are just like suggesting you two + a bed.
"Heh...so uhm...I...move here..But your butt is in the way"
"That's okay; ride it, cowboy."
Say thank you to twister.
Twister by Jeremy + Cristina September 4, 2008
a person who is impaired.

Result of alcohol or mental retardation or just plain stupid. Or a individual who makes a mistake that no normal person could have.

Twister refers to the action of opening a beer or alcohol bottle.
(A homeless man pissing in a mail box) Passer by "Hey looks like Buddy's on bit of a Twister)

(A person while eating, stabs themself, in the face with the fork.) "Are you on some kind, of a fuckin Twister"
Twister by BeckBand August 19, 2007
That game you played with your uncle last night, the one involving beating, spanking, drinking each other and chicken choking. Your nose would have also been more snowy than Christmas morning. If you were really brave then you would have crawled between his legs.
"Mum!, Uncle stan played Twister with me last night!"
"eh?"
Twister by tasty noodles July 4, 2018
n. 1. A violent, destructive rotary ascending movement of a column of air, usually cause by warm & cool air fronts colliding, usually associated with thunderstorms, "T- clouds", & other such clouds..
That damn twister(tornado) took my sister and someday it'll either take me or I'll survive it!!!
"A twister has an angel's wings but the heart of a devil"- (1996) "Tornado!" film
Twister by Anonygnostymo217 March 27, 2019