Turkey Monday 

The second Monday after the fourth Thursday in November, a day on which God-fearing Americans cook and consume large quantities of turkey.

Also known in Istanbul as "Monday."

Dude, why are you buying two frozen turkeys for Thanksgiving?

Nah man, one is for Thanksgiving and the other is for Turkey Monday.

Turkey Monday by Several Credible Sources December 9, 2013

Turkic Pushback 

The thing ISP told us not to look up

"THE TURKIC PUSHBACK. Don't look that up on urban dictionary"

Turkic Pushback by LTC_Doggo August 10, 2023

Catching the Wild Turkey 

it starts with a wild turkey and ends with sex. and somewhere in there you kill a chicken

"I was a wild night last night Michael when you were catching the wild turkey"

Catching the Wild Turkey by hiddenthunder December 14, 2014

Split a Turkey

A devil's triangle with all males, as the middle man receives a reach around.

Andy: "Dude, we should totally split a turkey sometime!"
Craig: *looks apprehensive*

Split a Turkey by Sarcastyc January 24, 2015

Houston Stuffed Turkey 

The act of inserting one's testicles into a vagina.

Steven: "Yeah bro I hooked up with this chick last night and gave her the ole Houston Stuffed Turkey."
Joe: "Bro that's fucking awesome, it's like a snuggie for your nuts!"

Houston Stuffed Turkey by CockWrestle2000 February 3, 2015

turkey drippings 

turkey drippings are the loose gravey like liquid shit coming from the cat's ass after leaving the litterbox. The drippings can also emenate from the nasty ass of humans who are casual about their potty habits.

Our cat, Little Guy, walks proudly while leaving a trail of his nasty ass turkey drippings on the freshly cleaned carpet.
You can smell the turkey drippings coming from that guy's ass.

turkey drippings by Frank Giove, July 27, 2007

Turkwise 

1. The epitome of everything. Turkwise is that which Mana-sama seeks to control and needs all the time. Beware the DIX wrath when he's run out of it.

2. The cool(aid) way of saying turquoise.

1. Mana: -Oh shit, where has mah turwisez gone?!?-

2. "Now available in all five food groups: Red, Urnge, Green, Blue, and Turkwise.

Turkwise by roflbot June 26, 2009