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The act of when someone goes to give you a high five, instead of slapping their hand, form a fist, stick your thumb out, and hit their open palm with the bottom of your hand (the part of your fist opposite your thumb sticking out) then proceed to wiggle your thumb while your hand is on their palm, saying "gobble gobble gobble."
Thus forming a turkey to thwart their efforts of slappin' five.
Jack: So I went to high five Matt, but he ended up turkeying me.
Megan: What a douche.
Turkeying by AustinTsunami January 20, 2009
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Ruckering 

The process of pledging a fraternity during your junior year of college with the sole purpose of luring freshman girls back to your apartment with a cheesy pick-up line
Even though he's graduating early and will have spent only one semester as a brother, Dave miserably failed in his ruckering attempt.
Ruckering by Franklin Marshall September 12, 2010

tucking in my shirt 

Touching yourself.
I wasn't rubbing my dick in front of this underage girl. I was just tucking in my shirt.

Weiner Tucking 

When a man tucks his wiener between his legs to act like a female.
Jr was weiner tucking all last night with his gf rather than hanging out with the dudes.

Just tucking my shirt in 

Jerking off in front of an underage girl on a hotel bed.
Rudy Giuliani was "just tucking my shirt in" in the Borat clip.

Tucking Nuts

Term used to describe the act of cross-dressing. Specifically Men adopting the appearance of Women.
I Thought that chick was smokin. turns out She was Tucking Nuts.
Tucking Nuts by The P.R. September 24, 2010

puckering string 

The other day i ate taco bell and it felt like my puckering string broke, i shit all over myself