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Stomp the yard 

In football, when a fourth down results in a turnover and the distance to a first down was exactly one yard, every now and then one player on the team that lost possession will lose their head and won't let it go. The player delivers a late hit to the opponent who made the turnover, removes his helmet and places his head on the football and tells him to bite the ball. The player then proceeds to stomp directly on the back of the opponents head, causing a forfeit of teeth. Usually, the player who loses it was the one who lost the ball, but not always.
Oh no, somebody call an ambulance, Armani Louweney is about to stomp the yard and Johnny Lathits is going to need serious medical attention, possibly a death certificate and obituary.
Stomp the yard by Solid Mantis October 2, 2016
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the chicago stomper 

When having sex with a girl and you accidentally cum inside of her. You are worried about possible pregnancies, so you proceed to beat the girl to death with your penis.
I forgot to pull out of Cindy so I had to give her "the Chicago Stomper" to take care of it.
the chicago stomper by brad early October 14, 2009

stompie the owl 

This term describes a senior citizen who is a crusty old geezer, prone to leaping to conclusions and who thinks himself wise and therefore allowed by law to stomp on various things and people he feels are against him. When, in fact, he is his own worst enema.
Stompie the owl's youtube channel is basically northern soul, provided by a northern ass-soul from Wiggin in Lankyshuh.

Stomp the yard 

One of the stupidest phrases known to the English language. Yard is a derivative of grass and makes hardly any noise when stomped on.
Stop saying "stomp the yard" Tim, it's stupid.
Stomp the yard by Tinky2020 April 8, 2020

stomp the yard 

Strutting in your boots with a little bit of a heel; commanding attendion.
"Yeah, I be stompin' the yard in deez boots."

"Did you see that girl stomp the yard?"
"No, what kind of boots was she wearing?"
stomp the yard by parellz February 19, 2010

stompin the yard

Some on in Gears of war who downs at least 2 players at the same time and curb stomps them one at a time.
When me and my friend were downed that guy was stompin the yard
stompin the yard by StevIETs September 7, 2007

the buck stops here 

1. When you give money to a dishonest person to pass along to someone else, but he just keeps said cash for himself.
2. What happens in the vicinity of a "willing" doe during the rut.
Some years ago we naively gave one of the local tax-assessors the money for our yearly property-taxes, but she simply pocketed the cash and dishonestly kept it for herself... she shoulda had a t-short dat read, "the buck stops here"!