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The Canadian Cart 

The Shop That Eats Its Competitors For Breakfast.
"Oh Hey.. Have You checked the Canadian Cart"

"yeah those guys.. Been giving other shops a run for their money"

The Canadian Cart 

The Shop That Eats Its Competitors For Breakfast.

The shop that's in its own class
Woman 1: "Hey have u guys checked out The Canadian Cart? "
Woman 98: " You mean The Shop Thats been given its competitors a run for their money? Of Course I have!"

The Canadian Rowboat 

One partner will climb on top of the other reverse cowgirl/boy. They will both make a rowing motion while repeating “Stroke, Stroke, Stroke!” The first partner to climax will yell “I Canucked”, then collapse on the other, hold them tightly and say “I’m sooorry”.
I hooked up with this dude last night, we did The Canadian Rowboat and fell sleep, I've never felt so close to someone.

The Canadian Moose Buckler 

A sexual act most commonly seen in heterosexual couples. The male begins by positioning himself in all fours. The female then proceeds to get behind the male, grab his erect penis from the back, bring it towards her, and point his head 45 degrees distally away from his body and towards her. The female then proceeds to mount the males erect penis and continually “ride” him until completion or satisfaction.
Hey Steve, whatever happened with you and Tiffany last night? Tiffany and I left the party and spent the night together. She gave me the Canadian Moose Buckler. It was great.

the canadian dream 

Being rich enough to leave in the winter and come back in the summer.
Buddy's livin' the Canadian Dream, trading in snow banks for sand banks, all while sippin' on some fruity drinks.

The Canadian Curler

I gave her the Canadian Curler.
The Canadian Curler by Dirty Bobby February 15, 2026