"The majority of men fed with dick tats as infants are said to grow to be homosexuals."
"Feeding my baby why my dick tats taught them how to use straws at the same time."
When an old person has a tattoo that they got when they were younger. It is typically used to make fun of an old someone that has a wrinkly tattoo that is all icky.
An older redneck or biker chick over the age of 35 who has her tits tattooed. Usually a self tattoo with the name of of a child they had out of wedlock , or a deceased biker or redneck who was the vitcim of Darwin's theory of natural selection. The trainwreck who has the tittertats almost always has more than 2 children. One of those two is usually named after a truck. Such as Dakota, Cheyenne, or F-150. The tats themself are almost always faded and placed on tits that look like a cooked egg hanging from a nail.Generally they fall into 4 catagories. #1 Childrens names, #2 Names and dates of dead people, #3 a rose, #4 some kind of feline paw Usually performed by a friend at a meth lab or biker rally.
My dryer broke and I was at the laundry mat when this lady walked in and bent over in front of me exsposing her titter tats to me. he has 3 on her lfet tit I a guessing of the names and dates or her snot nosed children. And 1 on her right with angel wings around it. Probably of her deceased first sperm donor.