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SSA postulate 

To refer to a girl who is smart and has a big booty, hence the "ssa" (backwards of this spells "ass") part of the ssa postulate.

A girl who is an SSA postulate is most likely worth hanging around with because she can help you in ways more than one.
Half-Nerd 1: Remember that girl last night from our study hangout?
Nerd 2: Ah, yeah, what about her?
Half-Nerd 1: She is such an SSA postulate!

Nerd 2: {tries to recall the definition of "SSA postulate" from urban dictionary} Well, I haven't looked her over yet.
Half-Nerd 1: You gotta, she is *so* worth it!
Nerd 2: Is it more how she looks or her smarts?
Half-Nerd 1: uh...
*To Be Continued*

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Aly[ssa] 

The kind of girl whose eyes light up when someone starts to tell a story. Usually heard repeating these 3 phrases over and over: "story of my life" "basically" and "i'm just saying!" (sooner or later, you WILL say them too.) Believed to be the originator of incredible story telling. She literally has a story for everything. Yes, everything! Most importantly, the kind of girl who NEVER gives up. On anyone.
Have you met Alyssa? Her story basically changed my life. I'm just saying.
Aly[ssa] by singforme August 17, 2009
1. "fat ass" spelled backwards, usually denotes a girl with a nice, round, buttock
1. Steve: "Look at that chick's butt over there. I could tap that like no other."

Mike: "Yeah dude. She has a taf ssa."
taf ssa by asjdfhaaisdufoi June 14, 2010

vane(a)ssa 

Everyone’s idol, best person you will ever meet. Best person to vc with that will actually talk. Their music taste is amazing and modern and it’s good to let that person use the aux. Spends most of their time playing Genshin Impact for milfs, dilfs and Kaeya and talking on shitty discord servers. Can’t make friends. Cool and hot af and still a virgin.
-Hey you act like vane(a)ssa
-Yeah man I want to loose my virginity to a milf on the kitchen counter.
-damn bro
vane(a)ssa by vane(a)ssa April 13, 2021
Ssanti is korean slang for cheap. It's used mostly when people ask korean celebrities to do a funny dance.
Did you see the ssanti version of the Sorry Sorry dance?

Yeah. The girl was so good with ssanti dances.
ssanti by FanyFanyTiffany August 27, 2009

Ssauga Mans 

A person or people from Mississauga. Ssauga mans can usually be seen wearing a lot of Roots clothing. Ssauga Mans usually stay home during the winter, much like hibernation, but frequent clubs and weed parties during the summer. Ssauga Mans love the parking lot, some call it their second home. Do not get Ssauga Mans confused with Toronto mans or Brampton boys. Ssauga mans live and die by the ssauga.
Drake: Hey where u from?
Ali: I'm from Ssauga Mans
Drake: Respect dem nem men down there, a whole batch of Toronto hood mans

Ali: No, Im from Ssauga Mans, don't get it confused i love Roots.