squishing my tits 

Female version of the more common busting my balls; When somebody is bitching at you for no good reason or nagging at you to do something you don't want to do.

I had absolutely nothing to wear, so stop squishing my tits on those shopping expenditures.

squishing my tits by -Mouse- December 23, 2011

Splitting Logs 

The process by which one sharts themself while wearing a thong, thus "splitting" the feces in half.

The girl had to leave the party early due to "splitting logs" in her pants.

Splitting Logs by shart master flex January 2, 2010

squishing the squid 

The female equivalent of slapping the salami or choking the chicken.

Do I partake in squishing the squid? Why, my dear fellow, I'd be lying if I said I didn't.

squishing the squid by The original überbitch December 14, 2008

stylishing 

looking good while being fashionable

I'm really stylishing in my new tuxedo.

stylishing by J-Zr February 19, 2012

splitting hairs 

To argue about an inconsequential and trivial aspect of an issue

When you are accused of being forty-five minutes late for an appointment, you are splitting hairs to say that you were really only forty minutes late

splitting hairs by Rafael Nunes February 5, 2006

squishing my chill

A famous australian/welsh saying in which one lowers the quality of anothers day.

I have lots to say but I only have 3 percent battery left and its squishing my chill

Commercial: don't believe everything you read on the internet. Me: stop squishing my chill

squishing my chill by dr. howard kyle elise mchar October 12, 2013

Splashing 

When you run up on a yute and splash him with acid

Splashing-throwing acid

Splashing by Mandemman July 10, 2019