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snorfing 

that game waitresses play when they wait until right after you've taken a large bite of food to ask you how your food is
Dude, I'd just shoved half of that omelette in my face when the waitress came over and asked if she could get me anything else! It took me two minutes before I could answer. I hate it when they use snorfing on you.
snorfing by ami413 September 1, 2013
Related Words

Snooping 

The act of asking to see one's cell phone then proceding to read through their text messages, playing it off like they're not doing it.
Guy 1: Hey can I play a game on your phone?
Guy 2: Sure, but I dont want to catch you snooping
Guy 1: Okay
(After reciving the phone goes directly to inbox)
Guy 2: What did I tell you about snooping?
Snooping by Kliedorf June 11, 2009

Browser Snooping 

When an overly curious parent goes through their teenage child's search history in order to find traces of pornography.
Mother: Have you watching porn?

Son: Well, I gues you'll just have to go browser snooping to find out!
Browser Snooping by BingGoogle January 5, 2011

swoofing 

the act of artfully or purposefully losing traction in snow or other inclimate weather
bryan was so excited by the 2 inches of snow we got that we had to go swoofing in the truck.
swoofing by erin knight February 3, 2010

Smoofing 

When you sniff crack off of your boyfriends ass and he farts and gets white crack in your face.
Last night me and kristine were getting down and dirty but then she decided to go smoofing, and i aint fuckin that bitch again.
Smoofing by Uananinominious April 26, 2006

spoofing 

Analougous to 'creeping' on myspace, facebook, or similar entiity.
A: What are you doing?
B: Not much, sitting in my room drinking a little water out of my blue cup and spoofing on facebook. I found a hot broad, i'll send you the link so you can spoof her.
spoofing by korn262201 February 24, 2008