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sneaker head 

One who is in love with but not limited to Jordans, Forces, Dunks, Maxes, etc.

Willing to camp out and face lines that wind around blocks for a pair of once in a lifetime exclusives!

On the verge of bankruptcy because the addiction is THAT serious.

Misunderstood by non sneaker heads as wasting money and are constantly told that they will get over it or that "it's just a phase.

Likely to kill you if you step on their kicks.

Running out of closet space because the boxes can only stack up so high...

Marks calendar for release dates and hates seeing fakes.

Lives for the first time they open the box and that new sneaker smell just fills up the air. HATES CREASES.
Person A: Yo Shirley doesn't stop buyin shoes! She just got another pair of Jordans..

Person B: Damn, she's a sneaker head...

I AM A SNEAKER HEAD

sneaker poo

When you're out in public and go to the bathroom thinking you're only going to pee and a poo sneaks out making your 2 minute bathroom visit into 15 minutes.
Jenn went to the bathroom at the restaurant and came out 15 min later, her friends knew it was a case of the sneaker poo!
sneaker poo by Hudge72 May 6, 2017

sneaker male 

In marine biology: a male fish that disguises its appearance as a female to sneak into other males nests to fertilize eggs.

In human biology: That somewhat effeminate guy who is "just a friend" of your girlfriend, but will take a stab at her if you get in an argument or are travelling.
Guy: That Aaron guy drives me nuts - do we have to hang out with him?
Girl: Oh, Aaron? He's just a friend! Don't worry!
Aaron (in background, to self): "I'm gonna pound your girls ass the first chance I get!" Aloud: "Oh girl, do you want to go shoe shopping?! I heard there's a sale on and afterward we can chat over coffee!"
Guy (to self): Damn sneaker male!
sneaker male by Pomacentrus2 December 19, 2009
A sneaky and inconspicuous punch thrown without provocation.
Oh fuck, Catherine gave him a sneaker simply for criticizing her work!
Sneaker by TheSneaker March 6, 2018

Sneaker Freaker 

Someone addicted to buying branded sneakers. Usually Nike Jordans, Forces, Dunks, Maxes, etc. or Adidas.
A: Damn he don't stop buyin' sneakers.
B: Yeah he's a right sneaker freaker.
Sneaker Freaker by Azza-Marazza October 24, 2009

Your sneaker is bleeding 

The boxing grudge match of the century hey the sneaker bleeding is bits of his opponent's ear