Slothephant 

A combination of a sloth and an elephant, 2 extremely tranquil animals. Used to describe an individual who is extremely mellow, or overly calm in situations that do not call for it

kid 1: Dude! You just got your ass kicked, arent you pissed?!
kid 2: Nah, its cool, I dont really feel pain, besides, they got good exercise.
kid 1: Your a total slothephant man.

Slothephant by 2nd-hand Ciggs October 15, 2008

slothasaurus 

1. A historic mammal, generally 5'6'' 3/4 usually of Dutch decent, but also found to have genetic roots in the southern parts of America. From the latin, Slothiniusmamasaurius. Prounounced "sloth""A""saurus".

2. Also a term used to describe a person who would rather sit alone in a laundry room and stare at a wall instead of interacting with humans or animals.

1. Eg. The slothasaurus was first discovered on the grounds of Iowa's Dordt College.

2. Eg. Man, Danny was being such a slothasaurus at the barn party last night!

slothasaurus by supercoolkid37 January 1, 2010

Slother 

A Slother is someone who attempts to reduce their harmful impact on the environment.

They aim to live a greener, healthier, more sustainable lifestyle by working with nature, rather than against it.

Like the Sloth, a Slother understands the importance of finding balance in life, taking things at their own pace. They follow trends that are ethically minded such as the zero waste movement.

I actively involve myself in preventing damage to the environment, I'm a Slother!

What is the Slother movement all about? It's a collection of likeminded, eco-conscious people making positive changes that work for the environment, not against it.

I'm living a Slothers lifestyle.

Slother by CraigsEcoLifestyle May 27, 2018

Slother 

When you slaughter someone slowly

I’m going to slother you!

Slother by Sloth24 February 4, 2019

slothism

The religion which worships the red-assed sloth.

'And the sloth, with his power and wisdom, said "Let there be light!", and he flipped on the light switch.'

Source: Slothism bible - page 1

slothism by Sloth Worshipper October 9, 2008

Slothenius 

A human that tends to be rather smart, yet displays absolutely no motivation. Takes forever to do everyday activities, responds to text messages hours later. When coming up with a good idea has a minimum 6 week brewing process before it gets started.

The Slothenius was asked to fix a door. 10 minutes later it responds, "Yeah…. we'll figure it out." Two months later the door was fixed perfectly.

Slothenius by slothtammer December 8, 2010

Slothecision

An adjetive used to describe an individual who is incapable of making simple every day choices. Responds to simple questions with "I guess we'll figure it out", "Whats the rush". Often finds themselves sleeping.

Person A: "Hey what do you want to drink, we have a large water or a medium water?"
Slothecision : ….. "Ummmm ….. water? We'll figure it out, I guess."
Person A : "What to figure out are you a little thirsty or are you really thirsty!"

Slothecision by slothtammer December 8, 2010