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To lose your job because you got caught paying for something you should have gotten for free anyway.

Elliot Spitzer got fired after getting caught with a 3 diamond prostitute.
Don't get spitzered man, you can totally talk that vendor into giving you that stuff for free.

Jimmy was spitzered from the dairy farm. He bought the cow when he could have got the milk for free.
spitzered by fess April 21, 2008
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sleathered 

Enfuckerated to a high degree. Typically refers to software projects. Synonym: nerdstained
"This class extends four other classes and is wrapped in three layers of wrappers, the last of which is written in Assembler: it's really sleathered."
sleathered by dotkom November 19, 2013

shittered  

Getting crazy drunk and not remembering anything!
Omg, sorry if I called you last night I was shittered
shittered by amh4424 December 17, 2008

tube steak smothered in underwear 

A term to describe a an erect penis that is ready to use. Similar to tube steak.
"What do you want to eat?"
"How about a tube steak smothered in underwear."

Slithering

To move like a snake or just move from one place to another
Bryan: Are you slithering to the pub?
Slithering by PaddyFab November 12, 2013

Slithering Nuts

Sliding your nuts from left to right, much like a slithering snake, across a females face.
What if i slithered my nuts across a girls face in public? Call them slithering nuts.
Slithering Nuts by JakeSpecs August 6, 2020

Slatered 

An electrical device that has been in some way or another fiddled with by Richard Slater
My PC won't work I think it's been Slatered
Slatered by Wh1stl3r May 19, 2010