Slapping the Sloth

Masturbating for an extended period of time with a slow, fluid motion of the entire arm, while using syrup (typically maple) as lubricant in order to ensure the process remains slow throughout climax. Proper technique stipulates motion beginning in the elbow, followed by the wrist and ending with a complete rotation of the shoulder. An instance of "slapping the sloth" or "sloth slapping" should never last under forty five minutes.

Tristan: Hey Jordan, tell Dyet that it's time for breakfast, I made pancakes

Jordan: I knocked on his door, he wont answer.

Tristan: The maple syrup is missing...

Jordan: That son of bitch. He is undoubtedly slapping the sloth again. Let's just eat without him or else we'll have to wait about an hour.

Slapping the Sloth by Tra Trone January 6, 2013

turkey slapped

to be slapped in ones face possibly other places with a males penis.

"i got turkey slapped"

turkey slapped by DoYlE McFoYlE August 28, 2005

thigh slapper 

An extremely long penis that slaps the thighs when doing anything naked

I went skinny dippin the other night with a bunch of hot chicks until Jeff jumped in with his big thigh slapper and took home all the pussy!

thigh slapper by pipelayer24 June 1, 2013

Slapper

A term used specifically for extremely funky bass players that like to slap the bass. Contrary to non-funky bassists, who enjoy fingering.

Also used out of context to describe a funky bassist loving fandom, who "slap" the like or subscribe buttons.

Friend: Did you see that amazing funk bassist Davie504?
Me: Yeah man, he is the original Slapper! I've even slapped his subscribe button.
Friend: Ah yeah! so you're a Slapper too!

Slapper by AtarashiiKyojin August 18, 2019

Slappercut 

When someone really steps out of line and a standard slap across the face just won't cut it, you "slappercut" them... an uppercut slap

Ralph farted in my new car so I pulled him out and slappercutted him!

Slappercut by Slappercut master October 2, 2014

Jabber slapper 

when you have a girl laying down, and u crouch over her face and she has your balls fully in her mouth. While ur balls are fully in her mouth, you take ur boner, pull it up, and let it fling down and slap her face. That is a jabber slapper.

CAUTION:
This can be dangerous, as it can cause an unwanted reaction, making the girl bite your balls off.

Dude, the jabber Slap i gave Konica left a welt on her face. Needless to say, she is pissed.

Yesterday, when i gave my girlfriend a jabber slapper, the tip of her nose impacted with my penis pretty hard. It still hurts.

Jabber slapper by gettinthatfosho August 29, 2009

slug slapper 

A woman who while stimulating her clitoris, gets over-excited causing her to "slap the slug"

Fuck me, Mary was a right old slug slapper last night. she wouldn't leave her clit alone

slug slapper by Fenton Beasley September 16, 2008