Slap happy hour 

Anytime after midnight when anything you and/or your friends say is hilariously funny. You laugh at the dumbest thing and can't control yourself or your friends for that matter.

John laughed at his own fart while burning the midnight oil. It must've been his slap happy hour.

Slap happy hour by Zoomoron June 11, 2019

slap-happy fuckwit

An incredibly oblivious individual of questionable intelligence

That slap-happy fuckwit should have been a blowjob

slap-happy fuckwit by vikings#1fan August 15, 2015

slap-happy-butt-smacking-good-deal 

1 acceptance

2 Giggity

well you have yourself a slap-happy-butt-smacking-good-deal fine sir

slap-happy-butt-smacking-good-deal by Barnaby Jones II February 15, 2009

slap happy surprise 

For best results do this one in the dark. When the famale partner askes for the male to pull out, the male should cum in his hand. he should then go up to the famale partner and act like he is gonna slap her in the face with the jizz hand, he should slap her in the face a few times with the unjizzed hand. After her gaurd is down the male must slap his female partner in the face with the jizzed on hand.

She did not want me to cum in her so i decided to give her a slap happy surprise.

slap happy surprise by Paul Trahan April 21, 2003

slap happy hellacopter 

While getting some head from a dime and ya cant get it up... grab your dick and spin it around in a circle a couple of times to wind up and slap her right across the face with a limp dick!!!

i gave ur mom a slap happy hellacopter last night!

slap happy hellacopter by Dave 6 September 23, 2003

Slap happy crappy 

A BDSM sex move where (during intercourse) you finish in her and take a poop in your hand, smack her with it and ditch her without untying her. Preferably because you hate them.

I met a guy last night and when we were getting naughty he came in me and performed a slap happy crappy. I never felt so embarrassed when my roommate came in

Slap happy crappy by catchingfire3 March 2, 2021

slap happy grandpappy 

in a forced alliance of marriage with your big fat granny.
unfunny at times but elitist humor

oc ; greg heffely, wimpy kid series.

1: whos those boomers there!!!!
2: your big fat granny with yur slap happy grandpappy

slap happy grandpappy by yourswagindiegf November 26, 2021