shmee 

Any type of feline, usually a domesticated house cat.

Jane has a cute shmee named Fat Joe. He looks like his brother, Jerald.

shmee by P-town homie September 26, 2006

Shmee 

A replacement word. Often used similarly to the way one uses "thing" to describe an object who's name has been temporarily forgotten. Unlike "thing" however, when using "Shmee" a positive connotation is given to the speakers forgetfulness.

Shmee is often accompanied by a short description of the intended object, or simply defined by where the speaker is pointing.

Bob has a Brainfart and forgets what a wrench is. (just for a second)

Without the use of Shmee:
"Bob: Hey bro, can ya hand me that thing right over there *points to wrench*

Bro: Yeah! you mean this thing? *picks up wrench*

Bob: Yup thats the thing!"

Sally: You forgot what a wrench is called?

Bob your pathetic.
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With the use of Shmee:
"Bob: Hey bro, can ya hand me that Shmee right over there *points to wrench*

Bro: Yeah! you mean this Shmee? *picks up wrench*

Bob: Yup thats the Shmee!"

Sally: Hey Bob, after your done with that Shmee, wanna come help me with my Shmee over here? ;)

now don't that just sound sexy... ^_^

Shmee by Ubar Saroyan March 12, 2011

shmee 

a brown-haired girl who lives in buttfuck nowhere and is awkward af around boys.

"damn emily lewis is such a shmee!"

"yeah man, everyone knows that"

shmee by emily69 October 19, 2012

shmee 

A power word/sound uttered accompanied by a retarded face which one uses as they touch another, causing said person touched to orgasm uncontrollably. can be used if sex fails, trying to bribe someone, being held hostage at gun point. there is a small lapse in time before effect, allowing the touched to wonder wtf? why are they touching me, making that stupid face and retarded sound? after "shmee" has taken effect those touched will drop whatever they are doing and begin to writhe in absolute ecstasy. Especially useful for those being threatened, giving them time to be escape from danger. The Brohirrim (a group of gents from brampton ontario) are currently the only able to use this mystical power

Ice gelatin vendor- " your green iced gealtin will cost you $3 sir.

One with the power of "shmee"- "$3 you say? that price seems a little steep for such a small amount of iced gelatin"

Iced gelatin vendor- "i apologize sir but all our prices are fixed"

One with the power of "shmee"-*SHMEE*

iced gelatin vendor-"DEAR GOD...OH..DEAR...GOD... I believe that gelatin is actually only $1 sir.

One with the power of "Shmee"- "thank you"

shmee by Danicus1212 January 28, 2007

shmee 

shmee means tea as in the drink, a cup of shmee

nick: hey leki want a cup of...shmeeeeee?
leki: damn fuckin right i do

shmee by nickface shabadoo May 2, 2006

shmee 

1. (v) The act of being like Ian

2. (n) Stuff you have to put up with.

3. (v) See Beast It

Shmee.
-or-
Shmee it fool.

shmee by Ian Philip July 26, 2008

Shmee 

An unsatisfactory situation, object or person; form of whatever.

"How you doing?"
-"Shmee"
"Do you like my kitty?"
-"Shmee"

Shmee by Hello Kitty TK April 1, 2010