Don't shit where you sleep 

Don't mess things up where you live or work

My friend was acting ungrateful to his roommate and I said don't shit where you sleep dude

Don't shit where you sleep by Catwoman1995 August 13, 2017

Shots 'Til You're Sorry 

Shots 'Til You're Sorry (or STYS) is a commonly used phrase or chant best employed when someone in your fantasy football league fcks something up. The offender has to take a shot of liquor and must apologize to the rest of the league. If the apology isn't heartfelt or legit he or she must take another shot until they are truly sorry. Whether it's going over budget while trying to draft a player in your auction or its spreading league gossip to non-league hos, the only suitable punishment is Shots 'Til You're Sorry.

Gal Pal Daniel, did you really tell Jessica and Karoline about all drgs we did and money we spent in Reno this weekend?? Shots 'Til You're Sorry btch!!!!

Shots 'Til You're Sorry by zaux September 5, 2014

did you shit the bed?

what you say to someone who turns up to work ridiculously early, as everyone knows this sort of eager beaver behaviour would only be acceptable if you had actually shat the bed, were forced to get out of it, and had nothing better to do than come to work.

colleague not due to start work till 9 showing up at 8.15: good morning!
me: did you shit the bed?!

did you shit the bed? by me old fruity October 1, 2006

have you shit the bed 

A term used to mock someone when they are up early in the morning (meaning they aren't usually up early)

It's only 5am,have you shit the bed?

have you shit the bed by Lee.w October 31, 2017

you shit me

What you say when you hear something from someone that you don't beleive. Something unthinkable is being explained, your response. Reciprocated more often than not with "I shit you not".

p1: Dude, you guys got to meet Samuel L Jackson? Your shitting me!

p2: I shit you not dude! I shook the motherfucker's hand!

you shit me by Hyper-z July 5, 2005

shit off you hairy dogs cock 

good insult, fun to use.

chris: oy you fucking gay
liam: why dont you shit off you hairy dogs cock

shit off you hairy dogs cock by chris and liam February 12, 2007

cuddle the shit outta you

When one person has total disregard for the other persons feelings during hard core cuddle time - even tho the other person is luvin it.

Cuddle the shit outta you - verb meaning I'm gunna make my self feel so good with your bawdy,

Him "I'm cuddling the shit outta you tonight Gurl"

Her "I luv when you cuddle the shit outta me"

Him " tonight it's not my intention to make you feel good. That's a bonus"

cuddle the shit outta you by Binanova December 6, 2014