Shitted 

Cause if u can be pissed why not shitted

Damn dude u look shitted as fuck

Shitted by Causefuckit69 February 26, 2020

skirted eggshell 

When a bald or balding man, seemingly unaware of hair loss occurring on the top of his head, continues to grow out the hair on the sides and back of the head, thus ornamenting his barren follicles with a flowing skirt of, often disheveled, locks.

In his Frasier heydays, Kelsey Grammer sported the finest looking skirted eggshell
in the entertainment business.

skirted eggshell by Penelope Cash February 12, 2009

sharted 

when a man or woman thinks they are gonna release a quiet fluffy little toot and BAM! a loud wet sound followed by a big juicy pile of shit in your favorite underware. FUCK! you just shit your pants!!

Gertrude: "Hey Kayla, I think there was just a terrorist attack!"
Kayla: "No, I sharted."
Gertrude: "Oh ok."

sharted by Brier and Justine June 21, 2006

Shirtday

The length of one shirtday varies between 7 and 10 full days. A person (usually a gamer) wears one t-shirt for this amount of days. In order for a time period to classify as a Shirtday, one shirt must be worn at all times; includes sleeping. The shirt may be taken off during bath time, but only once during this period. This, however, doesn't usually happen and is a rare occurance.

This was like seven or eight shirtdays ago ~Asmongold

Shirtday by ZickZak October 29, 2020

Lipsed it, sharted & darted 

On a Night out, The process following a hesitant attempt to get a potential partner back to your house or hotel room to engage in a meaningless form of intimacy. After the initial Kiss or Contact with the third party, the feeling of insecurity, self doubt & seemingly low self esteem kicks in instilling panic resulting in a prompt departure from the situation.

"I've just see Nathan pull a bird in Waikiki, but he Lipsed it, sharted & darted"

Lipsed it, sharted & darted by Hashtagfatlad July 31, 2017

Sharted 

accidental pooping when sqeezing a fart out - to shit and fart at the same time.

'aye man - I was waiting on the bus and was dying on a shit- I thought I could squeeze out a sneaky fart - oh man a' pure sharted myself! Stinkin'!

Sharted by Tyny January 14, 2009

Shirtdress

A word used in clothing stores that tells the average woman to wear the article of clothing as a shirt, and the average loose woman to wear it as a dress.

College Girl: I take this dress please!
Casher: Okay..
*Cash Register Reads*: Shirtdress $45.99

Shirtdress by klackedy klack August 10, 2012