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Sharteeing 

Shitting, farting, and peeing at the same time. Same like sharting but pee in the mix.
It's almost 5:00 A.M. and I'm probably gonna be on the toilet sharteeing.
Sharteeing by otirf December 28, 2021

Sharpening 

code word for slitting your WRISTS.
if you’re not comfortable with saying it upfront to the person you’re talking to.
🟠 Girl 1 : What are you doing right now?

⚫️Guy 1 : Just a bit of sharpening, you?

🟠Girl 1: Oh, not much.
Sharpening by LuxeFromGuac August 6, 2022

Sharpenings 

Leftovers after sharpening an art pencil, synonymous with shavings
After you sharpen your art pencils, clean your sharpenings off the bed.
Sharpenings by VBMilkman February 21, 2025
The act of jerking yourself using two rusty razorblades
My partner Sharps all the time. He loves Sharping
Sharping by Gabe Owner 676767 February 13, 2026

Sea sharpening 

The act of having sex with a flaccid penis and it only getting hard when it's in the vagina, surrounded by vaginal fluid.
Person 1: "Oh man, I had a few too many drinks last night before taking that girl home."

Person 2: "I take it sex was out of the question then."

Person 1: "Normally, it would be. But she really wanted to do it so I just went along with it and started sea sharpening."
Sea sharpening by TimmaDoo May 8, 2020

jack sharpling 

"My girlfriend is just like jack sharpling"
"What u mean bro?"
"She loves butt plugs"
jack sharpling by Hippo6997 November 23, 2021