Severe Verbal Diarrhea 

When someone talks non stop.

Most often seen when someone had too much sugar or caffeine.

Emily: So today...and so ya...like...who cares...I don't even know..shut up...NO WAY...
Tim: .................
Emily: Are you even listening?!?!?
Tim: Ummm....no....but...I think you have Severe Verbal Diarrhea...
Emily: No I don't!...(goes on talking non stop)

Severe Verbal Diarrhea by BlabberMouthe December 2, 2009

severe twerk 

A twerk so severe the ass muscles twist and shake out of control rendering the person unable to twerk in future

It's so sad what happened to miley she had a severe twerk and can't even twerk a little now

severe twerk by AMci201 December 1, 2013

severe tapped syndrome 

(AKA: STS) A type of condition associated with the people that have the biggest crackhead energy. They can just tap out of reality and act like an idiot and tap back in

‘Why is your mate acting like that?’
‘He’s got Severe Tapped Syndrome’

severe tapped syndrome by Itsezekiela July 8, 2020

Severe Cranial Rectitus 

Severe cranial rectitus(n.); A condition in which someone's rectum has been deeply penetrated by either their own head or somebody else's in such a manner that medical attention is required to thus remove the cranium from inside of the anal cavity.

"Dude, why do you always have to think with your head up your ass?"
"Its actually a medical condition i was diagnosed with; but my insurance won't cover the bill it costs to treat my Severe Cranial Rectitus."

Severe Cranial Rectitus by Dr. Jones 2021 January 28, 2021

severe lack of female acquaintances

when an individual (generally a straight male) has a critically large lack of female acquaintances. these individuals are usually called out when they do something unintelligent.

Bob: Did u know that Jeff peed in the pool???

Bob-2: He must have a severe lack of female acquaintances.

Bob: fr...

severe lack of female acquaintances by fortnitebattlepassenjoyer8845 April 28, 2022

Severe thunderstorm 

A thunderstorm but can produce a tornado

I got hit by debris in the severe thunderstorm

Get over it

Severe thunderstorm by Hbgnbhnnnn September 23, 2019

severe beatdown edge pwnage 

From the game Super Smash Brothers, when you are facing Link in vs mode, and he uses his down and A move right near the edge of the wall, with you right under. You end up falling very fast to your death. See definition of pwn

OMFG I was playing Super Smash Bros and I got severely beatdown edgepwned by Link while I was using Pikachu at 0% health.

severe beatdown edge pwnage by teh_pwnzorz April 18, 2005