seductive cereal 

The type of cereal you would eat before or after intercourse.

I'll be back, I'm eating my seductive cereal!

seductive cereal by Stinkybozo January 18, 2021

a horrible pixelated shot of an underdeveloped highschool freshman in their underwear trying their best to make a seductive face 

The default picture used by over 84% of users of the popular networking site myspace (See definition #4).

-Man, she looks fine!
-Can't you tell? That's a horrible pixelated shot of an underdeveloped highschool freshman in their underwear trying their best to make a seductive face, dude.

a horrible pixelated shot of an underdeveloped highschool freshman in their underwear trying their best to make a seductive face by cchriss92 August 9, 2007

counter-seductive 

when somebody tries to do things to appear more desirable and fails to the most negative degree.

friend1:man! you see ol' girl's ass in that outfit? she's killin' em!

friend2:but really did you see the 80 layers of make-up? sooo counter-seductive...

counter-seductive by Korbin Pheenix January 26, 2009

Extraneous Seductive Advertisements 

Any ad and/or commercial containing images or any other form of a seductive nature partially or completely unrelated to the product being marketed.

The Stay Asleep Longer Ads (showing two hot girls in a field playing with eachother's hair) are "Extraneous Seductive Advertisements".

Extraneous Seductive Advertisements by Good Old Tex June 18, 2011

The Seductive Jewess 

An anti-Semitic blog obsessed with a fetish for big breasted Jewish women, calling them “tribal bio-weapons.”

Truly, big breasted Jewish women are tribal bioweapons if imagination of them can seduce an anti-Semite to spend countless hours researching and categorizing their naked bodies into The Seductive Jewess blog at seductivejewess7 dot com

The Seductive Jewess by Bad C dev October 31, 2022

Selective Social Distancing 

Continuing to practice social distancing after the pandemic ends towards jerks, people who smell bad and in general, anybody you don’t want in your life

After I had coffee with him few times, I decided to practice selective social distancing from him because he wanted me to meet his parents

Selective Social Distancing by rtalati April 14, 2020

Selective mutism 

A "rare" anxiety disorder that typically starts in childhood. It's main trait is being mute in public. But this trait can extend to nonverbal communication as well. Basically social anxiety on drugs.

Child: *has selective mutism*
Parents: Our kid is rude for not talking in public so instead of taking them to therapy let's leave them like this and continue to be upset at them because it must be a choice cause children LOVE not having friends! Lol!

Selective mutism by VioletThePurple April 14, 2021