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Seattle Standoff

The common situation in Seattle of competitive politeness. Seattleites, facing each other in a situation that requires courtesy, will want to let the other person go first. The result is that no one moves.
Many of Seattle’s neighborhood streets are so narrow that if cars are parked on both sides the remaining street is only wide enough for one car to drive through at a time. If two cars are facing each other down one of these streets one person will have to wait while the other drives through. It’s considered common courtesy to waive thanks if someone lets you drive through first. Often no one moves as they wait for the other person to go first. It’s the Seattle Standoff!
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Seattle Seahawks 

The only team in NFL history to go to the playoffs with a 7-9 losing record and beat defending Superbowl champs.
Remember when Marshawn Lynch broke 8 tackles and the Seattle Seahawks booted the Saints out of the playoffs?

Seattle Smoke Stack 

When a female takes a bong rip up her snatch and her male accomplice precedes to eat her out, suck in the smoke, and blow it out of his mouth.
"Hey john, give me your bong so I can suck it up my pussy thus creating the Seattle Smoke Stack process."

Seattle SuperSonics 

A basketball team that Howard Schultz once bought and later sold. He wanted to preserve them for Seattle, and thanks to his qualities as a leader, they are now based in Oklahoma City and are using a different name.
Let's hope that Howard, king of the smoothies, slurpees and coffee flavored milk, can handle his other businesses as well as he handled the Seattle SuperSonics.

Seattle speedball 

I like to start my day with the sports page and a Seattle speedball, see how Ichiro's hitting.

Seattle Science Fair 

Two men anally gape a woman until the her anal cavity can contain 150mL. The men will scoop out the excrement of the women with wooden spoons in order to create a basin. Then, the men will pour 50mL of vinegar and then 50mL baking soda. The men will plug their penises into the basin in order to contain the reaction. After they ejaculate, they unplug and let the anal-volcano erupt.
I conducted a Seattle Science Fair with my buddy Eric last week.

seattle snorkeler 

The Seattle Snorkeler is when you enter hyperspeed mode when giving a rim job or just licking out a girl (or man) and then blow into the vagina or anus to make bubbles come out.
Girl: Hey i want you to do the Seattle Snorkeler on me KYR SP33DY!!

SP33DY: Let me get Deluxe, Nobody, And Jahova to help!