schnoodling 

Where two men, presumably gay, engage in pulling one man's foreskin over the other man's cockhead and one proceeds to whack off both men.

Bruce and Larry were schnoodling, and Bruce got a hood full of man goo.

schnoodling by john crapper April 1, 2008

schnoobler

A person who 'schnoobles', or 'gets into peoples buisness'. A word Created and used by Spencer now spreading onto bigger audiences of users of the word Schnoobler.

When Alex came into our conversation she was being a schnoobler.

schnoobler by Tyler Lindahl February 7, 2008

home-schooled jungle freak 

Homeschooled jungle freak is a phrase created by Mean Girls character Regina George played by Rachel McAdams. It means to be someone who is or was homeschooled and lives in or came from an African country during their homeschooling time.

"They say you're a home-schooled jungle freak who's a less hot version of me" Regina George

home-schooled jungle freak by Nuku Nikballs August 5, 2016

high schooled out 

When a high school kid tricks out his inadequate car (usually a cheap Asian import but is not limited to crappy domestic and European cars) to make it look and sound like it is fast when really it’s slow and sounds like a lawn mower on steroids. This is often done because they cannot obtain a real performance car because of the lack of funds. High schooling out includes a big oversized spoiler, large exhaust pipes, stupid performance stickers, and a John Deere intake kit for that high performance lawnmower sound.

"Hey, did you guys check out Timmy's wheels?" "Yes, its really high schooled out!"

high schooled out by chickeninmypants August 7, 2006

home schooled

A person who is socially awkard and does not want to go out in public to meet new people. That's what parents are for anyway.

Generally in a home schooled situation, the stay at home parent is slowly becoming insane, because of having to revisit their past which everyone hated at one point. Over 70% of parents who are home schooling have thought about committing suicide, as they find their own kids as annoying and weird as the rest of the social world does.

Student: Mommy, what are we doing today?
Mother: math
Student:Yay!
Mother:......WHY THE FUCK CANT YOU JUST BE NORMAL LIKE THE OTHER KIDS, BILLY? I DON'T SEE ANY OF THE OTHER FUCKING NEIGHBORHOOD KIDS GETTING HOME SCHOOLED!! I WANT MY LIFE BACK!! YOU LITTLE DIRTY ACCIDENT!

home schooled by ronws23 August 20, 2009

home schooled

adj:

Too be taught at home.Describing the process in which one or both parents keep their child out of public or private schools to better insulate them and indoctrinate them into their own world view. Often done by religious or anti science zealots to prevent their child learning alternate real world views.

slang: A put down said of another who struggles with any view outside their own.

I tried to talk to him about evolution, but he was home schooled and told me Noah brought Dinosaurs on his Ark.

home schooled by Hasbro July 6, 2006

home schooled

An adjective used to describe a person, situation, or object that is lame, sucks, or clearly needs a beating.

The term "home schooled" has started to replace the politically incorrect term "gay" as it was formerly used in a derogatory sense. Not only does it appease the modern sensibilities, but also no one likes a home schooler.

Carlos Beltran watching the final pitch of game seven in the NL championship sail over the plate was totally home schooled.

Don't be so fucking home schooled, you whiney bitch!

home schooled by Vilhelm October 20, 2006