Scale of Fuckery

Used to rank situations that are varying degrees of messed up. In order from highest to lowest:
1. Criminally negligent
2. Fucking FUBAR
3. Cluster fuck
4. Train wreck
5. Goat rodeo
6. Shit show

I walked into the server room and one of the SAN members was sitting on a card table. How did it rank on the scale of fuckery? It was a goat rodeo.

by T-D May 10, 2016

scale of 1 to 10

/n/ a scale used to rate the physical attractiveness of chicks with 1 being ugly and 10 being perfect. Occasionally extremely ugly girls can receive negative ratings.

Bob: I hooked up with this really hot chick last night
Steve: really? how hot was she? scale of 1 to 10?
Bob: I'd rate her an 8
Steve: Nice man!

Bill: who's this chick that Mike's going out with? I hear she isn't that good looking
Joe: yeah, I've met her, she's pretty ugly
Bill: Scale of 1 to 10?
Joe: Dude, the scale doesn't go that low, I think I'd rate her a -5

by rusf October 11, 2009

Scale of Whoritude

0 - Eye contact
1/4 - Hugging
1/2 - Hand holding
2/3 - Cuddling
1 - Kissing
2 - Kissing whilst cuddling
3 - Making out whilst sitting or standing
4 - Making out whilst cuddling
5 - Making out on top of someone
6 - Feeling up
7 - Fingering/handjob
8 - Fingering/handjob with orgasm
9 - Oral
10 - Sex

Girl #1 - "Gurl! Have you 10ed him yet?"
Girl #2 - "Naw, we've only 8ed. Do you think I'm some kind of whore?"
Girl #1 - "Well, you 7ed on the first date, so I figured you've 10ed by now."
Girl #2 - "Shut yo ass up, bitch!"

Boy - "Hayy, let's 10."
Girl - "Hayyy, no thanks."

Girl - "We 1/2ed and it was really cute!"

Boy - "How far on the Scale of Whoritude have you gone?"
Girl - "I've only 1ed."

by kapsta June 23, 2009

scale slut

Someone who will build a model of any scale, as opposed to those who will only build 1:72 aircraft (versus 1:48), or only 1:24 scale cars, et cetera.

Ira Campbell is a scale slut, and so am I. Hell, I have the 1:32 Tamiya Zero, their 1:20 F2001, the 1:48 Roden SE.5A, and Trumpeter's 1:350 Liberty all in the same pile.

by Sean Brian Kirby December 28, 2005

Scale of 1 to Chris Brown

It means you're really really pissed off.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how mad are you?

by ghibby June 25, 2014

Scale of 1-10

1- You’re not attractive

2- You’re not easy to look at but you have maybe around 1 good feature
3- You’re not too hard to look at, but still not considered to be pretty
4- You’re not too bad and you have a few good things about you
5- You’re on the verge of being pretty
6- You’re pretty but not THAT pretty
7- You’re pretty and not someone that someone would be ashamed to be with

8- You’re beautiful and someone others would chase
9- You’re hella pretty and make others envy you

10- WOAH YOURE A STUNNER

NOTE: Remember your number doesn’t defy you and you’re gorgeous in your own way, these are just on a different scale than what some may prefer. Just remember you’re still beautiful even if a number says otherwise.

What am I on a scale of 1-10?

by Chiccychey February 8, 2019

Scale of 1-5

0 - Beyond Poor

1 - Poor

2 - Fair but Needs Improvement

3 - Good

4 - Very Good

5 - Excellent

Sally: Rate Steve on a Scale of 1-5 on looks

Karen: 5 :)

by Katsopolis September 4, 2013