magic satchel 

A concept similar to hammerspace, though hammerspace is specific to cartoons. In a game, when an inventory item is stored seemingly nowhere, it is said to be put in a "magic satchel." A magic satchel can conform to any size, from a small pill to a large building.

"Dude, where the fuck did Master Chief just put his rocket launcher?"
"It's in his magic satchel, duh."

magic satchel by Fresnel December 2, 2007

Testes Satchel 

A slightly more sophisticated way of referring to the scrotum (ball sack). Often used in a threat of being hit in the balls.

Ted: Man you really suck at Wii.

Ralphie: You better shut up, or I'll give you a good whap to the Testes Satchel!

Bob: Why are you clutching your pants like that?

Bill: My Testes Satchel is still sore from being sacked yesterday.

Testes Satchel by Larry Finster December 27, 2009

Satchel Ass 

1. A man with an ass wider than his shoulders (or the ass of said man); such people are satchel asses and are not to be trusted.

You're a satchel ass, Mick Foley. Satchel Ass! SATCHEL ASS!!!

Satchel Ass by ScottBoulder August 22, 2010

rape satchel 

To rape someone so hard in a type of competitive environment, there are only partial bodily remains left. These remains are then stored in a satchel to confirm the severity of the rapeage.

Dude! I totally laid the rape satchel on you in that last round of Black Ops!

rape satchel by -Samax- December 16, 2010

Cum satchel 

When you use a vacuum cleaner to masturbate and use a shamwow to clean up the mess and put it in your satchel and bring it to the sperm bank to sell for a minimum of $69 and a maximum of $6969

"Dude I just got 69 dollars with my cum satchel method ways!"

Cum satchel by Cum sack June 14, 2013

We love a snatched sister! 

A term used by fans of James Charles. Snatched can be replaced with any adjective pertaining to the situation and often starting with an S.

Kelly- wow Lisa your makeup is on point today
Jessica- we love a snatched sister!

Lisa- thanks guys.

We love a snatched sister! by spookened August 26, 2018

Sister Snatched

A phrase made by James Charles, it means to be looking very good or your makeup and hair is on point.

damn my best friend is looking sister snatched today!

Sister Snatched by toronto baddie September 16, 2018