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ronaldinho 

considered to be the best soccer player in the world. His real name is Ronaldo de Assis Moreira, when he started his soccer career with Brazil, the team decided to call him Ronaldinho Gaucho, which soon became Ronaldinho.Ronaldinho was born in Porto Algere, Brazil on March 21, 1980. Ronaldinho was born the youngest of 3. His brother Roberto and his father joao were both amature soccer players. Roberto signed pro but his career ended early due to injury. Ronaldinho's father died when he was 8 because of a heart attack in the family's pool. Ronaldinho became very interested in beach soccer, also commonly known as futsol. Soon a scout saw him playing on the beach with his friends and quickly signed him to Barcelona. After being on the Barcelona team for 2 years Brazil signed him to the national team. Ronaldinho now has 1 son, joao (named after his father) and is making 30 million dollars a year. Whenever media asks him how it feels to be the best he says " I don't feel that I am any better than my teamates on brazil, or barcelona, I just feel like i'm on the beach of Porto Algere trying my best to make myself feel accomplished"
male soccer fan 1: wow that Ronaldinho is really good!
male soccer fan 2: too bad he probley dosent get any girls, i mean look at those teeth
male soccer fan 1: he's making 30 million a year, he can pay for a little somethin somethin if you know what I mean
male soccer fan 2: haha yeah, if I was making 30 million a year i know what i'd be spendin it on....
ronaldinho by Suzy June 18, 2006

ronaldinho 

Only English turds like you guys above have the nerve to say that his goal was lucky. Despite inventing the game you twats know nothing about football, and it's no wonder you never won anything except for a stolen world cup back in faraway '66. Good luck with Rugby and other shitty sports.
Did you see the goal Ronaldinho scored to put England out of the World Cup?
Yeah, sure. But the pass he made to Rivaldo on the first goal was even better. And to think it all started when Beckham chickened out on a Brazilian player's challenge and jumped away from the ball!
ronaldinho by kertchink March 22, 2005

gravel roading 

The act of driving around on gravel roads with friends while getting drunk.
Jump on in, were gonna go gravel roading!
gravel roading by Adam February 26, 2004

donalding 

Donalding is the act of being a donald. A donald is someone who is silly. this verb is derived from donald duck.
we were donalding on our road trip to UNC as we got truck drivers to honk their horns.
donalding by Donald Marry Mouse January 1, 2012

cross roading 

Imbibing in both alcohol and weed at the same time.
I went cross roading last night at the show.
cross roading by NicByTheBay November 13, 2017
To go out with a friend, usually in a car and "road" around your local area. This includes putting your windows down and driving round needlessly, playing loud music, usually grime.
Callum "Sup G, we roading tonight?"

George "Yes mate, got some sick new tunes to play"
Roading by youthzeh September 7, 2016