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rhetoriquist 

n. A person who makes up words for the purpose of deception or personal gain, particularly in word games such as scrabble or G-H-O-S-T.

See Bullshitter
The rhetoriquist angered me when he insisted that "strategery" is a word.
rhetoriquist by ziggy July 8, 2004

Rhetoritarted 

What you call someone who answers a Rhetorical question!

Pronounced (Re-Tora-Tarted)
B1: Why are u such a tool?

B2: It actually dates back to 5th grade when...

B1(cutting in): Hold Up! WTF? are u Rhetoritarted?
Rhetoritarted by Fletchah August 14, 2009

rhetorical dissonance 

when someone doesn't take the default politically correct rhetorical position of their own stance in discussing a political issue. It leads to a false perception of cognitive dissonance by their audience, when in fact the person is abandoning rhetoric and examining the issue without rhetorical bias. It leads to an ally of a cause to be seen as the enemy for not falling in line with automatically assumed rhetorical positions.
When Bob argued the following, "I am a full supporter of gender equality. However, the SCUM Manifesto doesn't help the feminist cause. Many feminists become just as bad as chauvinists, when their responses to sexism become just as polemic," he was seen as criticizing feminism, creating rhetorical dissonance. Another example is the following: "Gay rights are very important, and they should be equal. That being said, the APA has established that orientation changes over a lifetime. The reality is that some people can and do choose to be gay, not that there's anything wrong with that."

Sophistical rhetorician inebriated by the exhuberance of his own verbosity

a beliveable yet untrue statement from a speaker, that is drunk with the excitement of their supposed ability to use big words.

an expression used to insult someone to their face about how they like to use big words because they think they are smart. thus using irony to get the sarcastic point across.

Smartass: I think you losers are Munificent abhorritions of society as we know it

Insulter: You are a Sophistical rhetorician inebriated by the exhuberance of his own verbosity!!!

Smartass: HUH?
A word not intended to have a response.
retorical by Aaron July 31, 2003

rhetorical joke 

The excuse you give when an intended joke you just said was not funny.
Person 1: I wonder how janice got herpes?

Person 2: 'Cus she is a SLUT!!!

Person 1: Dude if that was a joke it was not funny

Person 2: It was a rhetorical joke
rhetorical joke by hueng low December 6, 2009