Retardipated

The point of one's attraction to another person is so overwhelming or all-consuming, they start acting like a retard. (Usually at least one degree past twitterpated.)

"My roommate is so ass-over-teacup for this dude, she's acting like a total retard. She's retardipated over him."

Retardipated by MoniTheButt December 3, 2013

retardican 

High-profile pseudo-celebrities such as Sarah Palin and Rush Limbaugh, who when confronted with fact, respond with name calling and personal attacks, instead of a rebuttal with an equally compelling point of view. More aggressive than the demotard, the retardican uses catch phrases and repetition to instill fear of total collapse under any other leadership or system of values other than their own.

I could tell they were retardicans when they responded to the Presidents request for an "on-air, fully transparent discussion" with , "this could be a trap" instead of embracing this as an opportunity to work together to accomplish a goal.

retardican by ronchee 1 3 February 13, 2010

retorical

A word not intended to have a response.

Is that so wrong?

retorical by Aaron July 31, 2003

Retardacle 

the art of idiotic or not persuasive speaking or writing, especially the use of figures of speech and other compositional techniques.

"That question doesn't even make sense, was it retardacle? "

"I'll open the floor now for the Q&A but please, no retardacle questions."

Retardacle by DJFr33q January 3, 2020

retardicorn

A particularly rare specimen of moron encountered in the wild.

Have I told you about that fucking retardicorn I met the other day?

retardicorn by Memeperor February 12, 2021

Retardiation 

A spontaneous and thus not very sagacious act of vengeance, i.e. prematurely executed and without consideration of the consequences.

Etymology: A neologism contrived by merging the phonetic similar words retarded and retaliation.

1) How Austrian authorities reacted to the Sarajevo assassination in 1914 may well be described as one of the biggest retardiations in the history of mankind.

2) "My teacher caught me writing urban dictionary entries during class and took my thesaurus away, so I hit him in the face."

Retardiation by schoolsuspended February 23, 2014

retorical

a question not intended to be answered.

retorical question-
why me lord?

retorical by ...sch July 8, 2009