rusted cougar 

A cougar that is visually and sexually repulsive. Rusted cougars are usually missing teeth or have bodies that have been worn down by age.

I can't believe Joe hooked up with that broad last night...she was definitely a rusted cougar.

rusted cougar by CaptinStabN April 19, 2008

The Rusted Trombone 

The Rusted Trombone: When a man receives a rim job and a reach around (aka a handjob where the recipient, is in the front) at the same time and then proceeds to rip ass while getting the rimmy reach around combo.

Rusted Trombone Player, "There are 3 reasons why I like to play rusted trombones, the feel, the taste, and the smell."

Shane loved to have Carissa play his rusty trombone.

The Rusted Trombone by The Muffin Man May 7, 2004

Resterection 

What you call the boner you get when you lay down for an afternoon nap.

Me: do you get a massive erection when you try and take a nap?
Brian: yeah. It's called a resterection.

Resterection by OG Dictionizer May 18, 2016

Skunk Rusted 

when your laying down masturbating and you bus-a-nut on yourself and your sperm drips all the way down into you asshole

"dude i was beating my dick yesterday and i skunk rusted myself" { TB-SG }

Skunk Rusted by young dagger dick { rip X } July 31, 2018

Resteraunt 

A common misspelling of the word Restauraunt.

Resteraunt is a misspelled word.

Resteraunt by mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm January 9, 2008

tin roof rusted 

This word means that a girl is pregnent, and is usually used when it's a mistake.

Shaina's tin roof got rusted .
OR
"You're what?"
"Tiiiiin roof, rusted." -Line from Love Shack by the B52'S

tin roof rusted by Cakolin May 27, 2005

Rusted Mud Whistle 

A crusty penis that wasn’t washed after anal sex the night before.

- Commonly associated with symptoms of the DingleBear.

After a night of Fireball shots and disorganized, loose fitting anal sex with the missus, Baxter woke up with a Rusted Mud Whistle.

Rusted Mud Whistle by BangkokBobby February 28, 2019